So,your banging your girl and her Dad knocks on the door - what do you do ?

[Belunt 10+ year member]

Ahahahah I forgot another time, me my girl (not white trash girl) her bro and a few people were boozin it at her place watchin a flick. I pulled a jacket over myself and swindled a handjob outta my girl, well girl whose jacket it was gets up to leave and grabs the jacket caught me completely off guard. So I'm sittin there in front of everyone with dick out getting a handshake, and her brothers like "whoa heyyyy". I would have kicked my own *** if I were this guy, needless to say respect for him was out the window at this point.

 

[TWF 10+ year member]

It was spring break and i was hanging out at my dad's house and this girl and her parents were staying there for a few months...we did it a couple of nights and we both thought no one knew

A few days later my dad ask so did you and her have a good time since yall were both up all night:eyebrow: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

He knew the whole time and i ask him if her parents knew and he said ya and they dont really care either:laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

I found out later that they both started having *** young and knew that we would be doing it to

My dad is one of the coolest people i know and he doesnt care what i do as long as it is legal:toast:

 

[TWF 10+ year member]

Another time me and this girl were on the couch having fun and my dad walks through the room, she starts freaking out and my dad says "hey dont mind me i dont care what yall do" and goes off in his bedroom and watches tv

 

[JeffyZ33 10+ year member]

Sounds like my dad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

QFT.

When we go out to eat somewhere and there is a fineee girl, he says ''I'd bend her over a couch."

I lawl.

He's also asked me the best way to *** in a Camaro, and I say ''passenger side t-top off", he goes "that's complicated.. I always used the back seat"

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I told my dad about this chick once who got me to play a drinking game at a party once and as soon as I was done talking about it right infront of my brother and mother he says "You beat it up?" haha.... My mom hits him and tells him not to talk that way infront of her.... Rather funny.... I wish I would have banged her too... ****....

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

I know it's "kool" for parents to look the other way, but honestly WTF

 

[JeffyZ33 10+ year member]

I know it's "kool" for parents to look the other way, but honestly WTF

Virgin.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

I know it's "kool" for parents to look the other way, but honestly WTF

Kids are gonna do it regardless of what the parents say or do, so I'm of the opinion that they shouldn't encourage there kids but they should make sure they're not being dumbasses about it and make sure they're informed. Condoms and birthcontrol.

 

[starvingf150 10+ year member]

A long time ago (4 years) x and I are chillin. Im getting some oral delight and her pops comes home right before I bust. I said F it. And she keeps going. % seconds later after I bust we hear him coming down the hall. I get zipped up and all and she goes to the bathroom and her dad is talking to her while she whips ou tthe listerine.

Her pops says..."aaww gota rinse the gook out of your mouth huh?"

I was laugh so hard into the pillow so he would hear me. It was so funny the way he said it. Cool thing was he didn't care.

Ben

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Kids are gonna do it regardless of what the parents say or do, so I'm of the opinion that they shouldn't encourage there kids but they should make sure they're not being dumbasses about it and make sure they're informed. Condoms and birthcontrol.

I agree. That is real parenting; providing guidance, not being a prison guard.

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

i was watching some tv at a girl's house in highschool, and she was 'servicing' me under a blanket, and her mom came into the room, and walked right up to the couch, so i tapped her on the head, and she stopped what she was doing, and her mom asked me she went.........

close call.......

good times, tho.

 

[PESteele 10+ year member]

a few weeks ago my friend was standing up getting head from this girl when i was having a bonfire at my house(everyone else was preoccupied so we wernt looking. Later my dad was like "i saw pat standing up next to the fire with a girls head at his crotch moving up and down, i bet he was having some fun." He didnt care at all it was funny

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

i was watching some tv at a girl's house in highschool, and she was 'servicing' me under a blanket, and her mom came into the room, and walked right up to the couch, so i tapped her on the head, and she stopped what she was doing, and her mom asked me she went.........
close call.......

good times, tho.

simlar story..

First time gettin teh headzerz, actually the like 3rd time i was ever at my girlfriends house, we were in her bed and she was "servicing" under the blanket, her mom pops around the corner and goes "uhhh what's going on?" "nothing" i said with a perfectly straight face. and she turned and walked out. never suspected a thing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

but her mom's pretty stupid. my girlfriend and i have been dating for 3 years and she STILL doesn't think we've had *** yet.

ignant foo!

oh well... she makes good homemade cheese filled frenchfries. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[pimpedout97x]

if i find out my kid is fkin before theyre married, especially if its my daughter, i'll kick her bf's ***.

wtf...what would u do if ur parents said that at your daughters age? lol

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

im so fkin jman's daughter