So,your banging your girl and her Dad knocks on the door - what do you do ?

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i got cought drunk as hell with my girl doggy style with a friend passed out on my porch. the dogs were barking at him, woke parents up to find me and her. i lost my bedroom door for like 6 months. they were pissed, but the next day my dad said way to go son.

lol what is is with parents takin away their kids doors? if ya have a closet ******** in that or **** your girl in there to just make sure it's out of the view of the door

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

squirt the dad in the eyes with *** and run

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lol what is is with parents takin away their kids doors? if ya have a closet ******** in that or **** your girl in there to just make sure it's out of the view of the door

I have never heard of a parent removing a door. Seems like a lot of work and they will never re-align. When friends and family stop by, wouldn't they ask "What happened to the door?" I would

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

i got cought drunk as hell with my girl doggy style with a friend passed out on my porch. the dogs were barking at him, woke parents up to find me and her. i lost my bedroom door for like 6 months. they were pissed, but the next day my dad said way to go son.

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[Priest 10+ year member]

it happens.....
you'll miss it one day when everything becomes slightly less fun, because you no longer have to "get away with it"

those were the good ol' days

You just not creative enough. The wife and I still find places where we might get caught.....dressing rooms, bathrooms, beach, hell even the freeway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lol what is is with parents takin away their kids doors? if ya have a closet ******** in that or **** your girl in there to just make sure it's out of the view of the door

or if you are sblazer you just lift up your gut and slip the chick underneath and you'll never be able to see her

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

I don't even close the door/do anything that requires the closing of her door when I'm over her house... her dad scares the shit out of me, haha

 

[Priest 10+ year member]

I have never heard of a parent removing a door. Seems like a lot of work and they will never re-align. When friends and family stop by, wouldn't they ask "What happened to the door?" I would

You just pop out the hinge pins and leave the hinges in place...no alignment problems. Comes in handy when moving around large furniture as well.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You just pop out the hinge pins and leave the hinges in place...no alignment problems. Comes in handy when moving around large furniture as well.

would work, but I told a friend and they were like "don't people fuck in cars anymore?"

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

would work, but I told a friend and they were like "don't people fuck in cars anymore?"

I've done it before... but my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the "lack of sincerity" in a car.

 

[Priest 10+ year member]

I've done it before... but my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the "lack of sincerity" in a car.

What the hell....that's what makes it fun! ****ing in cars isn't about "love" is about getting off. She will appretciate that when she hits he late 30's. Older women rock.

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

my dad walked in on my girlfriend and i once. he came in the house real quiet (he's not stupid no one's home, what else would me and my girlfriend be doing) slammed my door open and told us to both get out of his house.

After that, my mother and father wouldn't talk to me or even make eye contact with me for 3 months, they finally started talking to me a few months later.

You'd have to know my parents, they're very strict, old, and believe that *** should be saved till marrage. it's been almost a year since then, and our relationship still isn't the same as it used to be. it's teh suxors.

what made it worse, is it was right as we were "finishing up" if he would have came home 5 minutes later we would've been done, clothed and watching TV or something.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

so you didnt even get the nut? bogus....

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

if people are home, just do it under the covers, with the t.v. on so if someone comes you just stop moving.

but one time i was going down on my girlfriend and her mom came downstairs and walked in her room lol. she was just like "OH MY GOD!" then ran upstairs. then we never heard anything else about it hahahhaha

 

[SwiftCelGTS 10+ year member]

get your own place