So,your banging your girl and her Dad knocks on the door - what do you do ?

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

im in ur housesexing ur daughter

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

whats that? a GOP attack ad on harold ford?

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

All your Daughter Are Belong TO ME!

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

beat the shit out of the dad and have *** on top of him?

or just keeping going at, if he charges at you strike him down with your sword

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

it happens.....
you'll miss it one day when everything becomes slightly less fun, because you no longer have to "get away with it"

those were the good ol' days

**** i fully agree with that, that was a lot of the fun in smutting. now you cant just smut, you gotta get nutzo with it

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

heres an idea, dont be bangin her in her parents house when tehy are home. intelligence ftw

wheres the fun in that

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

wheres the fun in that

x2....only happened once with her parents and I jumped out the window jumped the fence (I found out white people can clear a fence quite so easy) I almost cleared it but my foot caught the top of the post and ripped it off n I busted my ***:blackeye: ). But she didn't get caught That was before I had my car though, now I can't run my car is outside typically.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

we use to say we were "wrestling"

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

You were wrestling *****?

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

You were wrestling *****?

yes?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Haha... Honestly I'm shocked I have never been busted... Not sure how I would deal with it either.... I like the asking his wife and him to join in thing however.... HAHA

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

Lol, that dad was an idiot.

 

[kingpin_jeffie 10+ year member]

happened to me once but the dad was all apologetic like it was his fault for not knocking first. haha but seriously awesome guy

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Well I'm sure the dad wants to pretend his little girls isn't getting balled by some guy as much as you don't want the dad finding you and kicking your ***.....

 

[15nissen 10+ year member]

happend to me once......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif
thoughts?

i got cought drunk as hell with my girl doggy style with a friend passed out on my porch. the dogs were barking at him, woke parents up to find me and her. i lost my bedroom door for like 6 months. they were pissed, but the next day my dad said way to go son.