So ya, today was messed

[Kevzaz 10+ year member]

I was at a local liquor store just buying some stuff for a party. I saw some scrawny *** punk trying to steal some cheap *** liquor... I mean really, that shit tastes like shit. So I was going over and was going to tell him that it sucks. And he started spazzing out and crying. I thought it would be funny to pull 'the citizens arrest!' and scare the shit outa him. The ****er started swinging his arms like a wild man, the ****** hit me in the throat. I fell down and he ran screaming for his mommy, jumped in his mini-van and ran away.

queer.

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

you shoulda KO'd his punk ***

 

[poundindak69]

haha you got pwned

 

[Kevzaz 10+ year member]

I would have felt bad. Ya, I am old. But this queer was scrawny. I think he would have broke.

 

[q-ball 10+ year member]

i think i'm seriously gonna cry from laughing so hard at this!!!!!!

did the punk mention anything bout pushin his guts in like they did for him in county????

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

I would have felt bad. Ya, I am old. But this queer was scrawny. I think he would have broke.

you still got pwned....

 

[ezekial130 10+ year member]

hope you never hear from him again. what a ***. what was he stealing?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

haha, he was tryna get his green label evan and you fcked up his master plan. so he fcked up your neck.

i like this guy

 

[Kevzaz 10+ year member]

He was trying to steal some cheap *** beer that tastes like shit. Honestly, if he was so poor, I would have bought that shit for him. But I would feel bad, that shit is nasty. And ya, he did mention pushing his guts in. Oh, and he had a slight waddle. Like he took it up the butt prior to our conflict.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i'm smellin something.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

dont ever fight a crackhead bro

 

[Kevzaz 10+ year member]

I was just ****ing with the queer. I didn't think he would have a temper tantrum. He was a lil' *****.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

dude....almost the exact opposite thing happened to me yesterday. thats weird!

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

omg i totally thought this was a thread to rip on tappin azz LOL!!

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

this thread is epic i can hardly breathe for laughing so hard