So was in the bathroom and..

[craigzter 10+ year member]

So I was sitting on the toilet, shooting n tooting poopin, when I realized I was disturbing the neighbors. I dont know if the smell went to em, or if they could hear me, but they all slammed their window closed to me as if they were making a statement... Which made me instantly self conscience. It got me thinking, why do I give a ****? I shouldnt be turning the sound down on my poop. Poop doesnt have a volume control, I cant just mute it..

neighbors...pft

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[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Awesome story dude.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Isn't it a little cold there to have windows open?

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Who cares what they think...I have to poop in the bathroom at work which has like 10 stalls and for some reason everyone else has no shame and just rip the nastiest shits I've ever heard. You might think "Oh who cares, they're guys right?" Well I work in a nice office setting so you would think they would be professional or something, but nope...guys come in, sit down and just go to town and it sounds disgusting. I'm self conscious about just the sound of my stuff hitting the water, while they're just blasting away...

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

speaking of this i'll be back.

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

Who cares what they think...I have to poop in the bathroom at work which has like 10 stalls and for some reason everyone else has no shame and just rip the nastiest shits I've ever heard. You might think "Oh who cares, they're guys right?" Well I work in a nice office setting so you would think they would be professional or something, but nope...guys come in, sit down and just go to town and it sounds disgusting. I'm self conscious about just the sound of the my stuff hitting the water, while they're just blasting away...

lmao!

speaking of this i'll be back.

take your time..dont let teh balls touch the water..It delays the poop from coming out for at least a good couple minutes.