So Mom installed a keylogger on my comp

[i like guns 10+ year member]

LOL, have to post this. Im really good at computers btw...

I binded a keylogger file to another harmless file and sent it to my "aquentance" and it turns out he looks at gay **** every day. Not just gay **** but freaky gay ****. You get the point.

 

[i like guns 10+ year member]

By "acquaintance" you mean your boyfriend?
Don't lie tell the truth, we all know you are a male cheerleader.

No by saying aquatinance I mean I used to be his friend. No more though.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

you could do the hardest thing of all, talk to her, ask why she does it, and tell her you dont like it and will she take it off. she might respect your directness? its what a real man would do, not sneak around behind her back with tricks and games.

phuck that! games..PLAY ON!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

lol .. my brother locked me outta the computer because i was playing Counterstrike too much and i found a way around it and put a keylogger on and then he found it and said if you do this again u wont ever have a computer .. im like okay.. next time be a step ahead of the other person =)

dude cs kicks ***! whats your name lets hook up and play. call me a 12 year old gamer but cs kicks ***. im 18..love that shit

 

[Rochambeau 10+ year member]

you could do the hardest thing of all, talk to her, ask why she does it, and tell her you dont like it and will she take it off. she might respect your directness? its what a real man would do, not sneak around behind her back with tricks and games.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif Seriously, this is a golden opportunity to:

1) show her you are becoming more mature, giving her reason to trust you more,

and

2) confront whatever issues in the relationship have led her to behave like this.

BUT, if she has a sense of humor, doing something funny would really help break the ice on the subject. Nothing that will scare her, for sure, that'll just add stress to the situation. But, something innocent like IMing a friend that you dinged your mom's car up or that a drunk friend barfed in it or something and you really didn't clean it up... Then you walk outside and ask her what she's looking for as she closely examines her car... Then you bust out laughing. Above all, don't argue with her about the subject... DISCUSS it with her... Open a dialog to help fix the underlying issues.

That's how to turn this into a REAL plus... Not just something funny or vindictive.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

send a message that says your gonna kill yourself at like 4 pm or something, then when she comes rushing into the house crying be like "***** i ****ing caught you!"

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[BoondockSaints 10+ year member]

go kiss your mom and tell her she is special?

Dont worry, I got that covered. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Last time my mom looked on my computer she was quite dissapointed in the filth she found in my history, I told her she shouldnt have been looking through it anyways. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif Then she asked me if I was sexually active. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

Dont worry, I got that covered. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif
Last time my mom looked on my computer she was quite dissapointed in the filth she found in my history, I told her she shouldnt have been looking through it anyways. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif Then she asked me if I was sexually active. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

if ur mom has to ask if ur sexually active you should not be looking at ***********

 

[BoondockSaints 10+ year member]

Sometimes you have cold streaks... Dont hate.

 

[pimpedout97x]

blackberry FTW

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

pwnt my momz...lawl

 

[BoondockSaints 10+ year member]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Screw that I want the vid.

 

[ssj2xxgotenxx 10+ year member]

It's quite simple.

1. Format your drive

2. Password protect your computer

Keylog her computer and see how she likes it. Just make sure you don't read the conversation your mom has with me. That's for adults only.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif j/k

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

send a message to someone and have a auto refresher resend it every 1 second and go to sleep for the night, she will take it off

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i dont think my mom was ever smart enough to think of a keylogger, let alone use a keyboard.