So I'm sitting in court right now...

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

that's all you need to say to get out of jury duty.say you know them and had ****** relations in the past.

sup, rat.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I had jury duty back in june.

I sat there for the entire day and never got picked. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Made a ballin *** $14 of which most of that was spent on the train to get to and from downtown chicago. Fantastic.

Jury duty FTL.

 

[bw_audio 10+ year member]

..

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

act crazy and say their guilty before you even heard what the case is about lol

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

My mom has to go soon too.

Thing is, she is retired, so she just pockets the money. I forget what the daily amount is supposed to be, but is right around what you mentioned.

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

when i got my summons i just said **** it and didn't show. they were suppose to fine me like $100 but haven't got that bill and it's been over a year lol

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

section 8- repeatedly ********** or show ****** instability in public

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

a bit of advice, you do know you dont have to show up.

unless they send you a certified or registered letter there is no way they can prove that letter got to your address. just thought i would let you know...

 

[TIeclipseMOJO 10+ year member]

in school ftw

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'd just say lie and say I was racist.

 

[bumpweLL.nYc 10+ year member]

If you get picked, they will ask during the selection if you have ever been a robbery/crime victim, just say yes and make up a good story and go home.

Its really a waste of time if theres no hot chicks there. The best is, the places I went to had tvs but they played nothing but court procedure vids

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[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

I had jury duty back in june.
I sat there for the entire day and never got picked. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Made a ballin *** $14 of which most of that was spent on the train to get to and from downtown chicago. Fantastic.

Jury duty FTL.

I had to sit all day at the criminal courts building on 26th and california. Not far from my house, but it still sucked. Why didn't you pay the 30 something bux to park downtown.........lol

First time I was happy to. Just to see how it was. Almost got picked for a criminal case.

 

[mwne2nks 10+ year member]

i got picked a couple years ago. It was an interesting case. The state and the parents were trying to have their son committed. The case stems from him repeatedly being caught screaming at people from his front yard *****. The final straw was when he heard voices coming out of the tv and he took it out into a major street and proceeded to beat the life out of that tv. Course , he was ***** and thats what the cops were mad about. Oh we decided to have him committed and he got a Littering ticket too.

Naw I don't have pics.

Took us about 3 hours.to figure that one out. I think i got pd 2 dollars for the whole day.

 

[Bender. 10+ year member]

I'd just say lie and say I was racist.

i dont think they will believe you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I had to sit all day at the criminal courts building on 26th and california. Not far from my house, but it still sucked. Why didn't you pay the 30 something bux to park downtown.........lol
First time I was happy to. Just to see how it was. Almost got picked for a criminal case.

26th and California....nice! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Luckily I only had to go to the daley center downtown. 26th and california could have been a LOT more interesting. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

And I absolutely hate driving in downtown chicago. I pretty much refuse to do it because I have a short temper when it comes to traffic.