So I'm sitting in court right now...

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

jury duty sucks nuts ... there's maybe 100 people or more in here and they only pick 15 at a time .. what the **** ... oh and did I mention the 6 bucks they pay us for the first day? oh yea and the best part is the amazing 40 dollars a day we get if we are picked ..

who else has gone thru this shit? how long did it take or what excuse did you come up with to get dismissed ?

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[lambo37 10+ year member]

just do it pvssy

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

told them I had the shits and had an overactive bladder which caused me to fart alot.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you could see some interesting cases come through

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

lol man but fo real tho this shit sucks

 

[grizzly 10+ year member]

tell them u got finals for school and they will let ya go

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Really easy. Plead the 5th no matter what they ask you. Say that there is a remote chance that you were involved in the crime and you can't risk it.

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

Be blatantly racist and sexist, they'll probably dismiss you.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

jury duty sucks nuts ... there's maybe 100 people or more in here and they only pick 15 at a time .. what the **** ... oh and did I mention the 6 bucks they pay us for the first day? oh yea and the best part is the amazing 40 dollars a day we get if we are picked ..

who else has gone thru this shit? how long did it take or what excuse did you come up with to get dismissed ?

I actually just got out. Right after we watched the video the director came in to notify us that the defendant had plea'd out. I was actually disappointed as i was looking forward to the experience.

I will get 10 dollars plus mileage for my services. The second day would've resulted in half your wage though. Strange.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Pull out your dick and start a conversation with whoever is next to you

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

If you want to get dismissed its simple. When they qualify you, show that you have a bias. If the case is about a ****, say that you have ***** someone. A heist, you are a theif. etc. etc.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

too bad you don't know anybody who works at the courthouse

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

mention that you know the defendant. you met at the scene of the incident. they had a guilty look on their face.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

mention that you know the defendant. you met at the scene of the incident. they had a guilty look on their face.

that's all you need to say to get out of jury duty.

say you know them and had ****** relations in the past.