So, I have a POS loaner car, what should I do

[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

My Land Cruiser was due for its 90k service which means I have a POS rental provided by the dealer. Its a Kia Spectra no less.

What a POS

What should I do to it, its been at redline literally the entire 20mile trip home.

I dont think it has ABS either and it has an E-Brake.

Ideas????

Have it for 2 days.

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[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

I feel like a *** driving it.

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

you are a *** driving it.

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[Cadillac713 10+ year member]

I hate loaner cars they give u the worst car possible

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Its a Kia? Try driving it up a hill and see what happens.

 

[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

Its a Kia? Try driving it up a hill and see what happens.

Yea Kia....why lol?

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Do some burnouts!

 

[Glock17 10+ year member]

Wot it and do burnouts like its no end in sight, Just don't tear it up, Had an Impala rental that i drove to Tampa a while back that the Insurance company gave us.

 

[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

Ive tried to do burnouts but there is literally no power....do I have to neutral drop it?

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

best thing to do is run the hell out of it...power brake it till there is no tread left on the tires...then rotate the tires from rear to front and do the same to those...something else fun is get it upto 70 ...probably top speed ...and yank the emergency brake...also on the day your ride is ready to pick up get the kia up to about 40 and kick her in reverse......that will teach them from ever giving you a piece of shit loaner car again....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

do like they did in jackass

 

[Glock17 10+ year member]

Ive tried to do burnouts but there is literally no power....do I have to neutral drop it?

Put that bytch in N and rev it up to about 2K rpms then drop that SOB down in D or 1....Hahahahahaa!

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

take it offroad

 

[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

The dealer doest give out loaner cars its actually an Enterprise rental car that they paid for,

What happens if the ***** blows up....am I charged?

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

^probably...I think you'll get charged for tires also but idk