so....being single again is sweet

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You should bring a different chick home every night and bang her in front of the ex. Eventually she'll join in and it's Win for you. But instead, you'll be beating off and crying yourself to sleep every night she's on the phone with the jagoff she dumped you for. Nobody mutually agrees to break up. She moved on, but was still living there, and you got tired of the fact that she was hiding her infidelity from you so well. So she made you feel like it was all good and that you were in control of the situation.

Excellent insight +1 rep

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Excellent insight +1 rep

I try. I'm pretty good at reading into what really happened opposed to what the OP says happened.

 

[pokey_159 10+ year member]

mm

 

[pokey_159 10+ year member]

that nigg is raw!

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I would get a black light to be checking for man stains on your sheets every day.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I would get a black light to be checking for man stains on your sheets every day.

It would be easier to sleep on the couch.

I think you should kick her out somehow.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

What's the job situation like? Why don't you just advertise for a male roomate, and party for a few months?

Oh, it's probably a one bedroom huh?

 

[BlackArtemis]

Been there done that, made things worse but at least I got to hit it along the way.

It makes for great drinking stories, go for it.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

awesome enough to make a thread about apparently

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

OP hasn't posted in the thread in a couple of days.

I think we can all safely assume he is now in jail for domestic abuse after he caught her with another dude in their apt.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

His ex is 7'5" 350lbs, she does the domestic abusing.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

You're aren't ??

Fvck.