sh!tty neighbor

send her a bill for reseeding the lawn for $1000's due to her dogs ruining your lawn. Take it to small claims and fight for $5000 I would make her pay.

Just get an inflated esimate from some landscaper to help in the case.

 
send her a bill for reseeding the lawn for $1000's due to her dogs ruining your lawn. Take it to small claims and fight for $5000 I would make her pay.Just get an inflated esimate from some landscaper to help in the case.
lol. i thought about that. if the judge saw actual pictures of my lawn, he'd probably throw me out of court. it's a fairly pathetic example of a stellar front yard....but i still don't want my daughter playing around dog sh!t.

 
I think you should put her dog's hit in her mailbox, but then that could be a felony...

or put her dogs shit on her porch..

or when u see the dog squattin in your yard, sprint outside and kick it like u were kicking off a football

 
build a potato launcher, make a sabot out of paper, load it with a weeks worth of ****, and blast it through her front window.

or, you take **** on her doorstep.

and by the way, this thread is almost 3 years old you ********.

 
Even though this thread is old, here's my take on it, since others may have this problem

Wait until they get near your lawn and the dog starts taking a ****, grab your garden hose and soak both of them.

 
I hate lazy dog walkers. They ought to have a law. you get caught, you get fined and have to perform dooty duty at the local dog parks. Submit a pic of the perpatraitor and get a months worth of begginstrips.

 
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