sh!tty neighbor

[Toone 10+ year member]

Start collecting it all and make a massive pile of shit in her yard

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

send her a bill for reseeding the lawn for $1000's due to her dogs ruining your lawn. Take it to small claims and fight for $5000 I would make her pay.

Just get an inflated esimate from some landscaper to help in the case.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

send her a bill for reseeding the lawn for $1000's due to her dogs ruining your lawn. Take it to small claims and fight for $5000 I would make her pay.Just get an inflated esimate from some landscaper to help in the case.

lol. i thought about that. if the judge saw actual pictures of my lawn, he'd probably throw me out of court. it's a fairly pathetic example of a stellar front yard....but i still don't want my daughter playing around dog sh!t.

 

[RipDaJacka]

I think you should put her dog's hit in her mailbox, but then that could be a felony...

or put her dogs shit on her porch..

or when u see the dog squattin in your yard, sprint outside and kick it like u were kicking off a football

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

bump

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

build a potato launcher, make a sabot out of paper, load it with a weeks worth of ****, and blast it through her front window.

or, you take **** on her doorstep.

and by the way, this thread is almost 3 years old you ********.

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

and by the way, this thread is almost 3 years old you ********

well aware of this...but it seemed like it deserved a bump //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

since this thread is being revived, you should call the pound and have her dog taken away for good

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Even though this thread is old, here's my take on it, since others may have this problem

Wait until they get near your lawn and the dog starts taking a ****, grab your garden hose and soak both of them.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I hate lazy dog walkers. They ought to have a law. you get caught, you get fined and have to perform dooty duty at the local dog parks. Submit a pic of the perpatraitor and get a months worth of begginstrips.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Call the cops. 99% of the retaliation ideas posted here will likely get you in far more legal trouble than a woman not picking up her dog's shit will get her into.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Wow, old thread revival. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Just because it wasnt suggested...take a shit on her dog.