sh!tty neighbor

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Heres what you do. Go inside your house grab a newspaper or something to read. Walk over to your neighbors house infornt of the bay window. (preforably when they are sitting infornt of it) Drop yor pants and presead to take a shit on their lawn.

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Had the same problem... However the neighbor was a "business" (laser hair removal) that was ina house converted to a business or whatever... ANYWAYS, she had 3 pitbulls that she always just let out (i had a Shi Tzu and a french bulldog at the time...) anyways, MASSIVE turds all the time in my yard, I asked her MANY times to watch her dogs and keeo them out of my yard. The day my son was running around and slipped and fell in a HUGE pile of shit i decided to do something.

I spent about 3 days going to every place i could think of to collect dog shit. I ended up getting a god 30+ pounds of dog shit, I put it all in a 5-gallon bucket and watered it down so it didn't dry out. She was closed on the weekends, monday morning around 5am i took the bucket and just poured it all over her stairs, side walk, parking lot and then got some nice fresh stuff and rubbed it all over the door handles and doors of the house. She was closed for a couple days after that. She asked if it was me and i said yes, it was and net time your ****ing dogs step foot in my yard I am putting a .40 slug in their ****ing heads! Never seen the dogs again....

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Pick up the shit from her dog, put it in a bag and lite the shit on fire on her front porch. Problem solved, just be careful not to burn her house down.
That would be a little over the top, lol!

Some reason this was the first thing I considered.

 

[Death_by_Bass 10+ year member]

limberger cheese in the vents is a killer if you can place it on her muffler it works just as good melts on every thing and stinks like hell

and you would know this why? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

You could always do a lawn job late one night.

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

there is a law against that here and u can call the police and they will make them pick it up or they get a $75 ticket. why do u think they let the dog shit in yer lard they dont want to pick it up. they cant be serious to think that there is nothin wrong with that shit. there is a no stupidity or sumthing like that law so yer gonna win regardless. that was happening here 2ice a day the cracker bitch yelled and was cusin me after i said sumthing bout hope yer gonna clean it up. then i called the man and he made the bitch pick it up.

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

and you would know this why? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

my dad did it to a friend of his as a wedding joke. but before they got it all done he got poped by the police

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Heres what you do. Go inside your house grab a newspaper or something to read. Walk over to your neighbors house infornt of the bay window. (preforably when they are sitting infornt of it) Drop yor pants and presead to take a shit on their lawn.

this is a good option, but they have kids. i don't need a *** crime.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Heres what you do. Go inside your house grab a newspaper or something to read. Walk over to your neighbors house infornt of the bay window. (preforably when they are sitting infornt of it) Drop yor pants and presead to take a shit on their lawn.

Seen that in Me Myself and Irene

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Seen that in Me Myself and Irene

It still works and thats all that matters

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Or you could buy a dump truck full of shit and when your neighbors leave for work. Dump it in their yard

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Or you could buy a dump truck full of shit and when your neighbors leave for work. Dump it in their yard

i'm avoiding spending any money. thinking about writing the words "dog feces" in her lawn with salt.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Had the same problem... However the neighbor was a "business" (laser hair removal) that was ina house converted to a business or whatever... ANYWAYS, she had 3 pitbulls that she always just let out (i had a Shi Tzu and a french bulldog at the time...) anyways, MASSIVE turds all the time in my yard, I asked her MANY times to watch her dogs and keeo them out of my yard. The day my son was running around and slipped and fell in a HUGE pile of shit i decided to do something.
I spent about 3 days going to every place i could think of to collect dog shit. I ended up getting a god 30+ pounds of dog shit, I put it all in a 5-gallon bucket and watered it down so it didn't dry out. She was closed on the weekends, monday morning around 5am i took the bucket and just poured it all over her stairs, side walk, parking lot and then got some nice fresh stuff and rubbed it all over the door handles and doors of the house. She was closed for a couple days after that. She asked if it was me and i said yes, it was and net time your ****ing dogs step foot in my yard I am putting a .40 slug in their ****ing heads! Never seen the dogs again....

I vote for this idea^

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Ok, well what about taking your lawn mower and setting it the lowest possible cutting depth (I'm talking like digging up ****ing dirt and all) and cut a nice big circle out on there lawn and make a sign that saws "Dogs, must shit here" Oh and what ever you do you have to take pics and post them

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Gather up a bunch of the shit and throw it at her and her dogs when they come into your yard. Or just write out "you forgot this" in shit on her driveway or front door.