serious **** question

Okay. How about this. You will be given full control over our planet. But you must agree to be be ***** by every single man in nigeria back to back non stop.

 
One time I ****ed a **** and then climbed on top and monkey dived into the ****** hole while scraping it's hairy ***** and started getting my **** sucked and **** licked in the bathroom of a sunoco. Funny part is, two *****es joined in and started ****ing each other while I **** a mango and got my **** pulled so hard I had to take it out and ***** a wet hole instead because of all the **** in it.

 
One time I ****ed a **** and then climbed on top and monkey dived into the ****** hole while scraping it's hairy ***** and started getting my **** sucked and **** licked in the bathroom of a sunoco. Funny part is, two *****es joined in and started ****ing each other while I **** a mango and got my **** pulled so hard I had to take it out and ***** a wet hole instead because of all the **** in it.
IN THE BUTT
lulz

 
Okay, so heres a hypothetical situation for you guys. Would you agree to be brutally *** ***** once a day for the rest of your life if you were quarenteed to be given 100 million dollars?
100 million per year? For life? A day? All depends...

*** **** with enough money that I have any woman at my disposal to **** my **** while my virgin *** is violated? ****ing right! I'll shit all the way to the bank.

 
non tax deductable, I'm in. though once a day pounding might throw off daily bowl movements.

figure my girlfriend does it, and she does it for free. cant be that bad

It's true money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini than in a Honda.

 
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