Roommate Pranks

[wat 10+ year member]

deflate his tire, then after he changes it, tell him he just needs to air it back up.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

here's a good one!!! put my dick in your mouth and don't bite down

He's right though, all of your suggestions have sucked thus far.

Except for the last one, that's not too bad..

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

now thats better

 

[wat 10+ year member]

see now the real question is how old are you. your maturity level shows in your suggestions and your comments. chances are your young and just dont realize how qrown ups act..... your cool

i know. i try hard to be cool. i think i can win teh gold medal at being the coolest.

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

That actually is a pretty funny suggestion, lmao.

 

[wat 10+ year member]

now thats better

just an //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

you're not my got dam daddy

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

funniest one i ever saw was partyin at my friends apt, this one *** was so drunk and obnoxious, so we made him this sucidal wings, well we put a real thin coat of icy hot on the t.p and lets just say he tap dancin up and down the hallway for about the next 1/2 hour

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

oww i accidentally icy hotted my balls no fun

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

oww i accidentally icy hotted my balls no fun

I did the same when I pulled my groin muscle, sucked. Like mad.

There's no wiping that shit off, just continues to burn.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

yeah we got a kid at hockey camp the one year with it on his jock cause he was being lazy, but he learned to hustle real quick after that

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

that just does not seem like something you could ACCIDENTALLY do. lmao

 

[wat 10+ year member]

ouch. blue gold bond powder to teh nutz is also quite painful. idk how to go about that w/o being **** though

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

gold bond ftw that shit is awesome

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

so when is this roommate getting home? lol

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

ouch. blue gold bond powder to teh nutz is also quite painful. idk how to go about that w/o being **** though

My buddy told me that when he was in basic for the Army they would tell the stupid kids that Gold Bond would keep your nuts from sweating and stop chafing.

Silly bastards believed it..