Roommate Pranks

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

dude if your kitchen is not carpeted... you gotta butter it.... or the bathroom floor.... or shit butter the toilet seat....... heres a good one too. my mom actually did this to my dad years ago when she found out he was screwing the neighbor. she superglued his a$$ to the toilet.

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

she has done worse too but they were not pranks for roommates to do to each other. more like boyfriend girlfriend pranks but man my mom was mean.... lol

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

If your kithcen sink has a sprayer, face it out and tie the handle down with clear tape. When he turns on the water, it will spay all over him. Best to do when he just leaving, then he will have to change and be late.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Inject Preparation H in his toothpaste.

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

Inject Preparation H in his toothpaste.

now thats just wrong.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[wat 10+ year member]

change the lock and address number

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

now thats just wrong.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Ah, but harmless, especially compared to your suggestion of gluing his *** to a toilet seat.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Make sure he's broke and then have a pizza delivered when you aren't there.

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

but doesnt preparation h say external use only? super glue is external... lol

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Turn everything he owns upside down.
I mean EVERYTHING.

x2 did that in the computer lab at school numerous times. along with swithcing around mouse/keyboard/video cables... good shit.

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

If your kithcen sink has a sprayer, face it out and tie the handle down with clear tape. When he turns on the water, it will spay all over him. Best to do when he just leaving, then he will have to change and be late.

Even a rubber band works. Most people do not look at the sprayer unless they use it.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

If he is a Vodka drinker replace his Vodka with vinager.

 

[wat 10+ year member]

get him drunk/ beat his ***

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Lace his shampoo with Neet Hair Remover.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

sell his info to telemarkerteers. and his IDs to scammers.