Roommate Pranks

[wat 10+ year member]

My buddy told me that when he was in basic for the Army they would tell the stupid kids that Gold Bond would keep your nuts from sweating and stop chafing.
Silly bastards believed it..

thus is where i made this conclusion. the gold or yellow is not bad. kinda nice actually, but the green or blue is you fukin up

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

LOL

but wait til he gets home and in the shower or something and right before he gets out put superglue in his underwear......never tried it.....but sounds pretty amusing...

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Put sugar between his mattress and his sheets. He'll wake up really sticky.

I gave the people across the hall an upperdecker once.

Also, here's another classic: Unplug his mouse and keyboard on his desktop, and then save this pic to his computer and open it on paint and view it full screen

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

LOL

but wait til he gets home and in the shower or something and right before he gets out put superglue in his underwear......never tried it.....but sounds pretty amusing...

Butter the shower!

BRILLIANT!

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

LOL jman, that's hilarious!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

or this one

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

superglue the shower!!!! lol.....

 

[wat 10+ year member]

thats good shit. how do you print screen with a busted lcd??

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

thats good shit. how do you print screen with a busted lcd??

Save the image, go to paint, open it, hit View Bitmap and it will show full screen. Then, unplug his mouse and keyboard. Win.

edit: oh, i just got what you meant. I dunno, someone probably just drew it.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

yeah we got a kid at hockey camp the one year with it on his jock cause he was being lazy, but he learned to hustle real quick after that

what team do you play for?

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

upperdeckin FTMFW!!! unless you live in the same apt

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

BTW: Gold bond feels great on the taint and berries.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

what team do you play for?

back in the day when i used to play for the tonawanda lighting, didnt travel to far, lil bit around the north east and canada

 

[wat 10+ year member]

BTW: Gold bond feels great on the taint and berries.

not the blue or green bottle. you will live to regret //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

not the blue or green bottle. you will live to regret //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

The green bottle is weaksauce. The Blue can be a force to be reckoned with.

edit: I cant even feel the yellow.