Roommate Pranks

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

Do this:

thats awesome. i am writing that one down..... i will get the wife if its the last thing i do.... ha ha ha ha ha

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Blow a load on his toothbrush.

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

thats awesome. i am writing that one down..... i will get the wife if its the last thing i do.... ha ha ha ha ha

It is alittle messy but well worth the cleaning

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Does he have a desktop computer?

Yes.

 

[themommyvan 10+ year member]

Tie blankets to the bed so he cant get under them.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Cover all his shit with Post-Its.

ive done that..

i can get seriouslty like a ft tall stack of post it's from my work.. it took me 1 hour to cover a 12ft by 8ft wall. and about 3 hours to cover all wall's door's, bed, bed skirt, under his sheet's, pillow's, cloth's in the closet. and other random stuff like dresser's and shit like that.. it was really time consumeing.

allso had some girls write stupid little quotes on half of them..

we did this in may. and he just got done takeing them all down last month..

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

We have carpet, and I in all good conscience couldn't do that as the first prank.

the shit is ****ing hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN-2urEPZ_4

 

[wat 10+ year member]

have a fat nekkiD bish under his covers when he gets home. see how long it takes him to notice.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

This thread is doing much better than I thought it originally would, or cared for it to. Lets keep the ideas coming guys.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Besides taking a shit on/in/around his pillow, here are some funny ones I found.

Sugar Shower

This is another fairly simple and innocent trick that is best pulled in shower rooms that are shared by a large group that includes the person (or people) you want to prank. All you need is a bag of hard candies that are clear. Then, you go into the shower and remove the showerhead, fill it with the candies, and replace the showerhead. The next time someone goes to take a nice, hot shower, they will leave coated in a sticky residue, which will only be discovered when they dry themselves. They will usually, unsuspecting of a prank, jump back in the shower to rinse off this residue, only to have it happen again. Filling a showerhead should last at least 3-4 times, making for a very frustrating shower for the victim.

You Said You Wanted a New Look…

…is one way to avoid responsibility after your roommate’s morning shower mysteriously turns his hair pink. Pour enough hair dye into the victim’s shampoo bottle and let him do the rest. This prank can be really funny if done to the right person: i.e. light blond hair dye for the counterculture, death-metal fan (it’ll match nice with his all-black wardrobe of Metallica and Slayer t-shirts), or jet black for someone who works at Abercrombie. Just don’t cross the line – making your roommate dye his hair green the day before a big job interview is a bit different than doing it the day before his presentation in Public Speaking class.

Pennying a Door

This is going to be one of the simplest tricks you’ll ever pull on somebody, but definitely one of the most fun. My dad actually told me about this when I asked him what they used to do for pranks in college; I can’t even begin to tell you how many times we did this to unsuspecting friends. To do the trick, get a buddy to sit with his back to you in the middle of a hallway, with your feet at the bottom of someone’s door. Push against each other so you have enough leverage to create a gap between the door and the metal frame. Once there is a gap, start sliding pennies into the space (either several with the face towards you or one with the edge towards you) and then let go. There should be enough stress on the door so that the person inside can’t open it to get out. To let them out, just push the door again and pull the pennies out.

Clock Shift

This is by far my favorite prank to pull on someone because not only is it incredibly simple, but it is very innocent, and the same person will likely fall for this more than once. The only thing you really need to do is locate a victim (preferably someone who never misses class with an early morning schedule) and wait until they fall asleep before you and your roommates. Then, set all of the clocks ahead by an hour or two (depending on the time of year and time of day because some switches are too noticeable) and let them get up and go to class hours before they need to be there. Once they have left the room, make sure to switch all of the clocks back to the correct time, so when they return home to yell at everyone, they won’t have an argument to make!

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

here is a stupid silly one i just thought of. its gross and hilarious. take the sheets off his bed, lay some plastic on the mattress on the bottom half, put the sheets back on. then spread peanut butter, jelly, butter, pancake syrup, whatever on the botton half of his sheets then put his blanket on top and wah lah. he gets in and gets sticky and is like WTF!.... the plastic underneath is to save the mattress. i am not heartless. he will have to wash his $hit but it will be funny and its painless

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Yes.

Pop all of the numeric keys off of the top of his keyboard, and put them back on starting with 0 instead of 1.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I completely covered my boss's minivan from tire to roof in 89X radio bumper stickers.

I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings and they brought them in for promos, they had a whole big box left at the end of the night so my boss told me to do something with 'em.. so I did...

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

the shit is ****ing hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN-2urEPZ_4

That is great. . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

i am still a fan of the old school antiqueing someone