Roomie is bout to get evicted!

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yup...

And I just read kush's posts again. his daughter can't have kids, I'm going in raw baby! Hell, send her to MSU instead. I'll take real good care of her //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

i thought he was hinting at that she is a lesbian.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I would have to say thats a good decision on his half. you say he works 2 jobs and he owes you that much money?

i thought he was hinting at that she is a lesbian.

Ugh, i bet shes a dyke. Short haircut, boy's polo shirts, baseball caps, etc.

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

Ugh, i bet shes a dyke. Short haircut, boy's polo shirts, baseball caps, etc.

How rude you are, she's very lady-like, not a dyke. Sorry. And 3 hours is too far anyways, we found her an apartment with 2 more girls and a guy she knows from highschool. For free if she will keep house for em. These kids have parents with more money than brains. So they rent a 5 bedroom house 30 mins south of Memphis. Crazy.

And as of now, she has 9 does and a buck in the freezer. Before you call me liar, google Type 94 TN permit, we live in McNairy county, can kill 3 does a day. All with her bows. She got a Bear compound, and some ugly ass xbow.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So is she like a hot blonde clit licker? A hot blonde clit licking female in camo would REALLY turn me on.

But I cannot imagine a bad ass lesbo hunter.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

One more thing. She doesn't happen to look like Taylor Swift does she?

If so, my dream is complete besides the fact shes a lesbian. But if she would spice it up a little and accept my d1ck from time to time things would be straight.

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

One more thing. She doesn't happen to look like Taylor Swift does she?
If so, my dream is complete besides the fact shes a lesbian. But if she would spice it up a little and accept my d1ck from time to time things would be straight.

i lol'd

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

Lmao I like where this thread is going now lol

go Deerhunt!

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

this thread delivers

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[SocMunky 10+ year member]

So is she like a hot blonde clit licker? A hot blonde clit licking female in camo would REALLY turn me on.
But I cannot imagine a bad ass lesbo hunter.

"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

this thread delivers




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not quite, dude needs to post pics of his daughter

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

I think deerhunt has found his fantasy girl.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

We need pics. Soon.

 

[gangstajpimpin 10+ year member]

Not partying past 2200???

thats when the party just starts to get good here in vegas... partys dont end til 0500 and i will be ****ED if she would tell my ass to go to bed...hahahahahaha

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

not quite, dude needs to post pics of his daughter

x696,969

cause thats about the only thing his daughter will be doing

Not partying past 2200???
thats when the party just starts to get good here in vegas... partys dont end til 0500 and i will be ****ED if she would tell my ass to go to bed...hahahahahaha

22:00 is 10:00 I assume? During hunting season I am fine with that rule. Except on thursday nights, concert nights, and game nights. If she told me to go to bed, I'd tell her she has to come withme //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Why are you idiots using military time?

Also in for pics of the bull dyke clit commando

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

How rude you are, she's very lady-like, not a dyke. Sorry. And 3 hours is too far anyways, we found her an apartment with 2 more girls and a guy she knows from highschool. For free if she will keep house for em. These kids have parents with more money than brains. So they rent a 5 bedroom house 30 mins south of Memphis. Crazy.And as of now, she has 9 does and a buck in the freezer. Before you call me liar, google Type 94 TN permit, we live in McNairy county, can kill 3 does a day. All with her bows. She got a Bear compound, and some ugly ass xbow.

Nobody wants to believe their little girl is a carpet muncher. I assume all the girls in your town are into killing animals for sport.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have put some serious thought into this.

You really need to go public with your bombshell, lesbian, super hunter daughter.

Do you realize how much money a hunting show on The Outdoor Channel would make that had young, hot, lesbian hosts in camo? It would be a guaranteed smash hit. She could probably get on some Pro Staff such as Realtree or Mossy Oak.

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

You are a rude mother****er for thinking you could just "hit it". The only thing that keeps me from busting your head in with a pick handle is a 6 hour drive, and the knowledge that I'll just catch you jerking off thinking about my girl. She aint for you son, you got little niglet girls down there you can play with. And as for pics, WHY would I post pics of my girl for ya'll to see? Not like I need them to know what she looks like. This is the reason why you live with 2 GUYS and complain about em all the time. If you learned respect and manners, you could have a girl with a job in there in a week. Even if you are ugly, you know the smooth-talker FTW.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You are a rude mother****er for thinking you could just "hit it". The only thing that keeps me from busting your head in with a pick handle is a 6 hour drive, and the knowledge that I'll just catch you jerking off thinking about my girl. She aint for you son, you got little niglet girls down there you can play with. And as for pics, WHY would I post pics of my girl for ya'll to see? Not like I need them to know what she looks like. This is the reason why you live with 2 GUYS and complain about em all the time. If you learned respect and manners, you could have a girl with a job in there in a week. Even if you are ugly, you know the smooth-talker FTW.

ethug.txt

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

ethug.txt

Maybe I am an ethug.

But deerhunt is being an edouche.

I bet if I talked about his daughter or mother like that, he'd be pretty pissed.

But it don't matter, he is over 18 now, so I'm not responsible for back child support anymore.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Tell you momma hi for me please.