hoxie08
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Payback is a *****. First off, here is the picture I drew of the area //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif And yeah its kinda long but its pretty funny.
So, you can see, the #1 is where I was pulled over i think last week lol. #2 is where I was turning. First off, no way I would be going 60 when I was just about to turn, but that is beside the point....
What matters is what happened tonight, same cop, same place.
As I am traveling from point A to point B (use picture as reference) I see a single light on the side of the road. I thought it was a motorcycle at first, but then realized it was a cop when my lights got that way. I was going the speed limit (seems like a familiar statement lol). As I went by (his window was down for some reason and my lights hit his rear view mirror) I noticed it was the same fat *** blonde hair cop that pulled me over.
So I thought "Dick" and kept on with my life.... until I see lights coming down the hill from point A to point B but kinda spread out (could just see the lights, no cars yet, same direction the cop was facing) well as they rounded the corner I saw him turn off his little side spotlight.... not gonna happen. My buddy got pulled over by an ******* Sherwood cop parked in that exact spot, so, not knowing if I could get in trouble or not, I **** up the cops cozy little spot and flashed the first cars (I flashed twice the second they began to come around the corner and then another car that I KNOW was speeding lol.... I did get scared for a sec cause he pulled out followed me for about a mile but then he turned off to the left, probably to head back.
I just hope because of me that ****ing piece of shit missed writing a ticket to any of those people. Ticket me and I'll be sure to flash every **** car for a mile around to make sure they don't get to write any more every time I see a cop.
The thing that pisses me off, is the red line is the city limits. Point B is jacksonville, point A is sherwood.... the prick *** cops wont even wait for you to get into city limits before they try to pull you over... gay shit.
CLIFFS:
Cop was chillin' in a good spot hiding (all lights off) trying to clock people... same cop that pulled me over last week)
I flash 2 cars that looked like they were doing speed limit and 1 that was definitely speeding.
Cop gets *****y and follows me, pusses out cause he knows ima OG.
Cop tickets me, I make sure he missed a ticket he could have gotten (legit at that, but i know legit isnt his thing obviously)
So, you can see, the #1 is where I was pulled over i think last week lol. #2 is where I was turning. First off, no way I would be going 60 when I was just about to turn, but that is beside the point....
What matters is what happened tonight, same cop, same place.
As I am traveling from point A to point B (use picture as reference) I see a single light on the side of the road. I thought it was a motorcycle at first, but then realized it was a cop when my lights got that way. I was going the speed limit (seems like a familiar statement lol). As I went by (his window was down for some reason and my lights hit his rear view mirror) I noticed it was the same fat *** blonde hair cop that pulled me over.
So I thought "Dick" and kept on with my life.... until I see lights coming down the hill from point A to point B but kinda spread out (could just see the lights, no cars yet, same direction the cop was facing) well as they rounded the corner I saw him turn off his little side spotlight.... not gonna happen. My buddy got pulled over by an ******* Sherwood cop parked in that exact spot, so, not knowing if I could get in trouble or not, I **** up the cops cozy little spot and flashed the first cars (I flashed twice the second they began to come around the corner and then another car that I KNOW was speeding lol.... I did get scared for a sec cause he pulled out followed me for about a mile but then he turned off to the left, probably to head back.
I just hope because of me that ****ing piece of shit missed writing a ticket to any of those people. Ticket me and I'll be sure to flash every **** car for a mile around to make sure they don't get to write any more every time I see a cop.
The thing that pisses me off, is the red line is the city limits. Point B is jacksonville, point A is sherwood.... the prick *** cops wont even wait for you to get into city limits before they try to pull you over... gay shit.
CLIFFS:
Cop was chillin' in a good spot hiding (all lights off) trying to clock people... same cop that pulled me over last week)
I flash 2 cars that looked like they were doing speed limit and 1 that was definitely speeding.
Cop gets *****y and follows me, pusses out cause he knows ima OG.
Cop tickets me, I make sure he missed a ticket he could have gotten (legit at that, but i know legit isnt his thing obviously)
