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Now that I have your attention you dumb stoners, why don't you read the rest of my post and actually learn something?
There are three main things that are checked for in the standard piss screen. That is:
-Amount of THC in your urine (cut off is 50ng per ml of piss for most tests)
-Specific gravity
-Color
To pass this method, which is almost guaranteed if you aren't a f
ucking retard, you need about 3-5 days notice. So if you know when you need to get tested, STOP smoking asap to increase you chances of passing.
First, you are going to to lower the amount of THC per ml of urine simply by diluting your piss. This is done by drinking as much water as you comfortably can about an hour before the test. Don't go overboard as you don't want to hurt yourself. When you test, take from the middle of your stream of piss, not the beginning or end.
Now, the specific gravity. This is tested by checking the levels of Creatinine in your urine. This is your body's metabolized form of Creatine, the substance body builders take. You need to start taking about 10-20g of Creatine a day. You have to start taking this as soon as you know you need to test because it takes your body a few days to metabolize the creatine into creatinine (This is why those Detox drinks don't always work, because they don't have enough creatine and don't allow enough time to allow the body to metabolize). ALSO, stop eating your usual diet of food loaded with sugar. The sugar will increase your insulin levels after you eat it which will make the body more efficient at spiking the creatine into your muscles instead of breaking it down and passing through your system.
Lastly, the color. To give your urine a yellow color to prevent it from being obvious that you tried to dilute it, you need to take about 50-100 mg of vitamin B2 or B12. You can take this the day before and day of the test to make sure you are pissing yellow. Though it wouldn't be a bad idea to start immediately so that you know you are taking enough.
There you go, how to pass a standard piss screen without using someone else's piss. And if you didn't gather this already, the main ingredients in any Detox drink is creatine, b vitamin, and flavoring. This is a much efficient and cheaper alternative to those nasty tasting things.
