Real sh*t: pass your drug test with no question

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

none taken. But I won't ever have to buy fake urine

Touche

 

[ViolentAudio]

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[BreakingBad]

http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/fake-urine/fake-urine-pass-drugtest.htm

bought brass knuckles there too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I am technical support for a large entertainment provider.
I speak with 40-80 people a day.

Gives you a new perspective on how ******* dumb society is.

x2, where I work I get to deal with adults with 3rd grade educations askin the same questions over and over.

Worst part is, I can't hit them.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

My buddy used some Ready Clean stuff.

Not sure exactly what it is, but he told me he just drank a lot of water with Ready Clean and he passed.. And he smoked pot like a week before.

 

[BreakingBad]

x2, where I work I get to deal with adults with 3rd grade educations askin the same questions over and over.
Worst part is, I can't hit them.

Me: Click on your start button, and go to run... R U N

Them: How do i click?

Me: With your mouse.

Them: What's that?

you have no idea. well, you probably do. sad part is i hit the mute button and laugh my ****ing *** off.

ever hear a chinese man get really, really mad and say "i'm not playing with u!!" with a heavy chinese accent, really, really pissed off?

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I heard a story that a guy was tryin to pass a drug test by drinkin a lot of water, and he died.

 

[BreakingBad]

I heard a story that a guy was tryin to pass a drug test by drinkin a lot of water, and he died.

I believe it. Stupid fucker.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Me: Click on your start button, and go to run... R U NThem: How do i click?

Me: With your mouse.

Them: What's that?

you have no idea. well, you probably do. sad part is i hit the mute button and laugh my ****ing *** off.

ever hear a chinese man get really, really mad and say "i'm not playing with u!!" with a heavy chinese accent, really, really pissed off?

People bring in 9 prescriptions for me to fill, ( I want to just get the rx's, fill them, and get them out) but they insist on lookin at each one (with a blank stare) as if they can read a doctors hand writing, know the "code" that dr's use on scripts and when i finally get them, they ask the price of each one 3-4 times.

I hate people so much sometimes.

I heard about a computer support tech that gave a customer step-by-step instructions on how to pack up their computer and send it back to the manaf. because they kept askin stupid questions.

 

[shava 10+ year member]

DON'T DO DRUGS.........

I fuggin hate people who do drugs.

no offense

I hate people that can't even figure out imageshack or that you don't even need a hosting service for your avatar....

 

[SeanDub 10+ year member]

DON'T DO DRUGS.........

I fuggin hate people who do drugs.

no offense

I, too, hate the fucking druggies. But they are funny to watch sometimes.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I hate people that can't even figure out imageshack or that you don't even need a hosting service for your avatar....

ouch....

 

[grizzjwill 10+ year member]

So the other thread about this got me thinking.
Many people spout off about their "secret" to pass their drug test.

Here are the TRUE options of passing a drug test:

1.) Abstain from any drug for a period of 60+ days (half life of THC is 30-45 days, given this is a urine analysis)

2.) Clean urine

3.) HalfAssed solutions

The first is really never an option as most people who worry about passing a test normally ingested a drug recently.

The third option i've pretty much heard everything in the book - drink a ton of water to dilute your urine, cranberry juice, celery, those 'solutions' in supplement stores, etc. Dude, forget this shit.

HERE'S THE SOLUTION:

A.) Clean Urine.

How to get? Find a friend who you KNOW FOR A FACT has not used any drug in a 60 day period, to be on the safe side. Thing is most of the time this is harder to find than a picture of deerhunt without a queer smile on his face.

Laboratory-created urine. Seriously. Not to rep this company or anything, but I used "Quick-Fix"... its a bottle that the liquid looks exactly like urine, no smell, but contains everything urine should at proper levels (proper pH, etc). It also comes with a warmer pad and a temperature strip on the bottle. The idea - heat bottle in microwave before test, drive to test, apply heatwarmer to bottle to keep warm while waiting to be tested.

In my situation... i taped the warmer to the bottle and taped it to my stomach under my shirt. Walked in, she handed me a cup and told me to empty my pockets. Walked into bathroom and as quietly as i could i removed the bottle, poured it into the cup and put the bottle in my pocket. Came out, temp was at like 96deg, got a call 3 days later saying i was hired.

Fake urine, ftw.

Thats a good idea except not every place lets you go in the bathroom by yourself. I am on state probation and the officer goes in the bathroom with you to watch you piss you that idea dont work in my situation.

 

[BreakingBad]

Thats a good idea except not every place lets you go in the bathroom by yourself. I am on state probation and the officer goes in the bathroom with you to watch you piss you that idea dont work in my situation.

thats where dropping $175+ on the whizzinator comes into play.

 

[grizzjwill 10+ year member]

I cant even do that cause sometimes they make you drop you boxers to the floor and raise your shirt up cause they know about that so they be up on it.