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[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Just keep it. Fuck people.

Spend all your final bit of money on a solid gold diamond studded coffin?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Just keep it. Fuck people.

There are some people I like. I probably have 10 really good friends and 10 relatives I really like. Whatever is left over in my estate will go to them.

I'll just be cremated like my parents. No need to bury me. Cremation is cheap

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Yes it is cheap although it is a stupid way to waste the remaining energy in your body. I'm torn about that versus being buried so I can get back into the life cycle directly opposed to indirectly.

Being buried in the modern sense, you are embalmed to slow decomposition as much as possible. Plus, caskets are designed to NOT break down. It would be hundreds or thousands of years for you and your coffin to break down, introducing you to the life cycle.

I doubt you plan to be buried without embalming fluid in a rapid biodegradable coffin. Or better yet, buried without a casket/coffin.

Cremation does waste the chemical energy in your body, yes. But, it is cheaper and your carbon remains can be reintroduced to the earth quicker.

If you really want to be one with the earth and make a positive impact on society, donate your body to science. There are anthropological studies where scientists leave corpses out in wilderness to decompose, and they monitor the process in different situations. They use this information to more accurately predict the time of death for murder victims. You would be completely naturally released to the earth, and also benefit the legal system. Just food for thought.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Donating to science could be interesting. 

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I won't be buried. Buying a plot of land for a dead body just seems so retarded.

I've also considered the science option, but I think I'm going to go with cremation and be scattered either in the ocean, or on our land. What's also cool, is you can have your ashes heat-pressed into a sort of gem, which your loved ones can wear as jewelry. If my wife passed long before me, I might consider having her pressed into a stone, and affixed to my wedding ring.

You said you were "torn about that versus being buried". Now, you're sure you won't be buried?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Just mentally torn because I feel an obligation as unrealistic as it is. I know I'm dying before my wife because she is so much younger than me (I recommend that too after you spend some time milf hunting) so maybe I'll just leave it up to her to figure out. lol

Yeah, lots of families would rather see you buried than cremated. I get that.

Half the girls I've been with were older than me and half were younger. Only gone two years younger or two years older though. Haven't had a big age gap yet. I probably will pick someone younger. It's easier to get younger girls than older girls, unless you're looking for slutty desperate older women, which I wouldn't want to deal with for the rest of my life.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I meant obligation to Earth. Fuck family. lol

Oh, you feel an obligation to earth to positively impact the environment. Science would be your best bet for this then. Cremation uses fossil fuel and cardboard to ignite you, and lots of carbon dioxide is released into the air. Not that green I guess.

I don't know what the laws are like in Cali, but i'm pretty sure you have to be buried with a casket in public cemeteries here, because they don't want your bodily fluids getting into the water supply.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Yes it is cheap although it is a stupid way to waste the remaining energy in your body. I'm torn about that versus being buried so I can get back into the life cycle directly opposed to indirectly.

Cocain is a hell of a drug..

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Oh, you feel an obligation to earth to positively impact the environment. Science would be your best bet for this then. Cremation uses fossil fuel and cardboard to ignite you, and lots of carbon dioxide is released into the air. Not that green I guess.
I don't know what the laws are like in Cali, but i'm pretty sure you have to be buried with a casket in public cemeteries here, because they don't want your bodily fluids getting into the water supply.

Carbon dioxide is what you breath out and what plants use for photosynthesis carbon monoxide is dangerous and poisonous.

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

I meant obligation to Earth. Fuck family. lol

Broken *** ***** boys feelings been crushed.. #dickindabootyboy