"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

i know right, this shit is hillarious!!!!!!! some of the ones ive seen on here had me piss my pants i laughed so hard............wait, that was on oprah. you boys fail.

go back to caspl

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

me: i have a serious question

her: ok shoot.

me: do you think the funky pup needs a ported or sealed box?

her: what

me: omg noob

her: do me now

ok maybe I added the last line.. but I Go HARD.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

me: i have a serious question her: ok shoot.

me: do you think the funky pup needs a ported or sealed box?

her: what

me: omg noob

her: do me now

ok maybe I added the last line.. but I Go HARD.

The Pups need a box? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

me: so, i have a srs question for you...

her: ok?

me: when you gona let me tap that ***?

her: why would you even ask that

her: you know i have had a bf for 2 years

me: thats not an answer...

her: i can't believe you

me: so, maybeh?

her:...

then no reply...haha

 

[lil98cabrio 10+ year member]

me: so, i have a srs question for you...
her: ok?

me: when you gona let me tap that ***?

her: why would you even ask that

her: you know i have had a bf for 2 years

me: thats not an answer...

her: i can't believe you

me: so, maybeh?

her:...

then no reply...haha

hahaha.

 

[Ohioguy 10+ year member]

Me: When can i tap dat ***?

Her: ???

Me: ?

Her: ?????????

Me: ???

Her: ?

Me: when can i tap dat ***?

Her: ?

Me: ?

girl #2

Me: when can i tap dat ***?

Her: lol

Me: ?

Her: Dats so random. did you text the right person?

Me: Yep

Her: r u serious?

Me: Yes

Her: Im srry i jus never thought u looked at me in a ****** way

Me: LOL

Her: i dnt kno if i should take u really serious or not dats how much u jus caught me all off guard

 

[Jh8909 10+ year member]

hahahahaha

 

[813thumper 10+ year member]

would it be wierd if i did this to a 15 year old //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I is 19

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

would it be wierd if i did this to a 15 year old //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
I is 19

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

me: i have a serious question her: ok shoot.

me: do you think the funky pup needs a ported or sealed box?

her: what

me: omg noob

her: do me now

ok maybe I added the last line.. but I Go HARD.

Win. But we all know that the Pups in free-air > all.

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

me: i have a serious question her: ok shoot.

me: do you think the funky pup needs a ported or sealed box?

her: what

me: omg noob

her: do me now

ok maybe I added the last line.. but I Go HARD.

this is the best one yet

 

[teen 10+ year member]

i know right, this shit is hillarious!!!!!!! some of the ones ive seen on here had me piss my pants i laughed so hard............wait, that was on oprah. you boys fail.

hahah you're so fuckin corny

 

[ellocojorge 10+ year member]

haha, what follows is a true story. no bullshit.
me: good morning ladies(to 4 diferent girls)

Girl 1, talking to her for a few weeks, crazy chick. if i can find the pics i have ill upload them for you guys.

girl 1: hey babe! i missed you!

me: i need to talk to you

G1: whats wrong?

me: nothing, i was just wondering when you were going to put out.

G1: ....?

me: well ur a tease, and i was wondering when and if i was going to actualy get some ***.

G1: well if you play your cards right maby later tonight

me: FYI im not giving you a massage or anything just to get some. pick u up at 8?

G1: how about 7, im cooking for us.

me: sounds like a plan.

Girl 2: kinda ur girl next door. known her since i was like 14(im almoast 20 now). lives like 5 houses down. shes just a tad clingy tho...

Girl 2: mornin', how was ur night?

Me: decent night, u?

G2: it sucked, i wanted to cuddle...

me: im sorry, i could come over and fix that. but i have to ask you something first.

G2: Yay!! whatcha want to kno?

me: well, i have to get dressed, and walk to your house so whats in it for me?

G2: idk, you get to cuddle with me

me: not good enough.

G2: well what do you want?

Me: put out for once. lol

G2: idk about that, i dont want to ruin anything

me: you wont

G2: are you sure?

me: yep, i wont see you any diferently.

G2: ok, let me get ready

unfortunatly i have to go to work. ill add the other 2 when i get back home. and these are strait from my saved messages on my phone. no bullshit.

Matt

WAAAAAH??????? congrats.

 

[teen 10+ year member]

No bro, he's great bro.

bro ok bro.