"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

haha
me:so, i have a srs question to ask you

her: ...?

me: when are you gona let me tap that ***?

her: BAHAHAHA

me: serious question

her: lol

me: : (

her: i dont even know what to say to that

me: well, tomorrow would work

her: oh would it now?

me: either that or tonight : )

then she stopped talking to me, haha

wtf, wont let me post pics

i post pics, but nothing shows up....

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

hah, fixed

 

[lil98cabrio 10+ year member]

ME: i got a serious question for you?

Her: what.

Me: when are you gunna let me tap that ***?

Her: uhm, i'm not.

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[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

ME: i got a serious question for you?Her: what.

Me: when are you gunna let me tap that ***?

Her: uhm, i'm not.

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haha, pwned

 

[mat3833 10+ year member]

its legit, and i already did hit them. lol. these are from like 2 months ago. the best part is they are all friends and none of them care that basicly im being passed around. and yes, i said i am being passed around. as in they all(except Girl #4 whom ill post later) kinda just use me for ***. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/goldcup.gif.fed6f294523aaacf5ee40f0193e776f8.gif

work buddys iphone 3GS is very useful to keep up with threads at work.

Matt

 

[lil98cabrio 10+ year member]

haha, pwned

haha i know. i got a few more to post.

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

its legit, and i already did hit them. lol. these are from like 2 months ago. the best part is they are all friends and none of them care that basicly im being passed around. and yes, i said i am being passed around. as in they all(except Girl #4 whom ill post later) kinda just use me for ***. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/goldcup.gif.fed6f294523aaacf5ee40f0193e776f8.gif
work buddys iphone 3GS is very useful to keep up with threads at work.

Matt

...............

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

this thread REALLY makes me want to text the girls on the swim team (gf is on the swimteam), and see how long it takes for it to get back to my GF.

Not sure its a good idea to throw myself in the doghouse right before i leave my girlfriend for the next 3 months though.... decisions.....

 

[S.B.C. 10+ year member]

me: hey

her: hey whats up

me: can i tap that @ss

her: possibly

me: doesnt matter, im going to **** you either way- im coming over now

 

[lil98cabrio 10+ year member]

Me: i got a serious question.

Her:whats that.

Me: when are you gunna let me tap that ***?

Her: hahahahahahaha what?

Me: when are you gunna let me tap that ***?

Her: why would you wanna do that.

Me: why wouldnt i?

Her: hahaha idk.

Me: hahaha, soo?

Her: so?

Me: when??

Her: hahahaha, we're not .

ME: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif.

Her: im not a hoe.

Me: i know, but that doesnt mean we cant do it.

Her: uh yeah it does, lol.

Me: ok //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif.

this is one of my closest friends girlfriend also.

 

[themgators511 10+ year member]

...............

wtf?

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[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

this thread REALLY makes me want to text the girls on the swim team (gf is on the swimteam), and see how long it takes for it to get back to my GF.
Not sure its a good idea to throw myself in the doghouse right before i leave my girlfriend for the next 3 months though.... decisions.....

anything's worth it, if you're doing it for the lulz

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

me: when can I tap that.

her: now.

me: kthnx

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

anything is game for teh lulz

 

[peterweiner]

anything is game for teh lulz

i know right, this shit is hillarious!!!!!!! some of the ones ive seen on here had me piss my pants i laughed so hard............wait, that was on oprah. you boys fail.