"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

you pansy *** *****... i got you callin my name out from 3 pages ago. feggot? a ****in made up internet word. really? this is real life playaaa, dont bullshit me. i thought you were somewhat better than that.
this ***** has "im just that good!" in his sig. good at waht? getting ppl mad at you over the internet? haha shut your lame *** up. i gave you my address a ****in month ago and said to come see me and you still havent... *****... youre good at nothing but internet games...

this ***** has "im just that good!" in his sig. good at waht? getting ppl mad at you over the internet? haha shut your lame *** up. i gave you my address a ****in month ago and said to come see me and you still havent... *****... youre good at nothing but internet games...

youre good at nothing but internet games...

youre good at internet games...

You just complimented him.

 

[peterweiner]

You just complimented him.

dam, thanks for pointing that out. i guess ill try not to be so mean and make him tear up anymore from here on out.

i did make him mad though huh? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/peace.gif.2db28b618ed8d1964ebbe2f5021d2c39.gif shits too easy.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

oh my

 

[peterweiner]

me: So, I have a question.her: Yes?

me: When can I tap dat ***?

her: I'M YOUR MOTHER!

me: Is that a yes?

wow, that was a good one or something. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/plthumbsdown.gif.d7966af824c93c6021d1aae1778b1c19.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

 

[peterweiner]

Thanks bro. I knew it would impress at least you.

i actually thought you were way better than that. in the words of the almighty anton lavey......you fail.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

haha...the mod from caspl is butthurt...poor guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

annarbor +1

 

[peterweiner]

Thanks bro. I knew it would impress at least you.

dissapointing bro, but then again, it is me that youre dealing with. dont worry, i just patted myself on the back. i tend to do that a lot because of my amazing accomplishments here fyi.

haha...the mod from caspl is butthurt...poor guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
annarbor +1

you mean this place..........

Car Audio SPL - The Front Page ?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

what is this Car Audio SPL that you speak of?

 

[mat3833 10+ year member]

haha, what follows is a true story. no bullshit.

me: good morning ladies(to 4 diferent girls)

Girl 1, talking to her for a few weeks, crazy chick. if i can find the pics i have ill upload them for you guys.

girl 1: hey babe! i missed you!

me: i need to talk to you

G1: whats wrong?

me: nothing, i was just wondering when you were going to put out.

G1: ....?

me: well ur a tease, and i was wondering when and if i was going to actualy get some ***.

G1: well if you play your cards right maby later tonight

me: FYI im not giving you a massage or anything just to get some. pick u up at 8?

G1: how about 7, im cooking for us.

me: sounds like a plan.

Girl 2: kinda ur girl next door. known her since i was like 14(im almoast 20 now). lives like 5 houses down. shes just a tad clingy tho...

Girl 2: mornin', how was ur night?

Me: decent night, u?

G2: it sucked, i wanted to cuddle...

me: im sorry, i could come over and fix that. but i have to ask you something first.

G2: Yay!! whatcha want to kno?

me: well, i have to get dressed, and walk to your house so whats in it for me?

G2: idk, you get to cuddle with me

me: not good enough.

G2: well what do you want?

Me: put out for once. lol

G2: idk about that, i dont want to ruin anything

me: you wont

G2: are you sure?

me: yep, i wont see you any diferently.

G2: ok, let me get ready

unfortunatly i have to go to work. ill add the other 2 when i get back home. and these are strait from my saved messages on my phone. no bullshit.

Matt

 

[scottyk 10+ year member]

haha, what follows is a true story. no bullshit.
me: good morning ladies(to 4 diferent girls)

Girl 1, talking to her for a few weeks, crazy chick. if i can find the pics i have ill upload them for you guys.

girl 1: hey babe! i missed you!

me: i need to talk to you

G1: whats wrong?

me: nothing, i was just wondering when you were going to put out.

G1: ....?

me: well ur a tease, and i was wondering when and if i was going to actualy get some ***.

G1: well if you play your cards right maby later tonight

me: FYI im not giving you a massage or anything just to get some. pick u up at 8?

G1: how about 7, im cooking for us.

me: sounds like a plan.

Girl 2: kinda ur girl next door. known her since i was like 14(im almoast 20 now). lives like 5 houses down. shes just a tad clingy tho...

Girl 2: mornin', how was ur night?

Me: decent night, u?

G2: it sucked, i wanted to cuddle...

me: im sorry, i could come over and fix that. but i have to ask you something first.

G2: Yay!! whatcha want to kno?

me: well, i have to get dressed, and walk to your house so whats in it for me?

G2: idk, you get to cuddle with me

me: not good enough.

G2: well what do you want?

Me: put out for once. lol

G2: idk about that, i dont want to ruin anything

me: you wont

G2: are you sure?

me: yep, i wont see you any diferently.

G2: ok, let me get ready

unfortunatly i have to go to work. ill add the other 2 when i get back home. and these are strait from my saved messages on my phone. no bullshit.

Matt

That's great if its legit haha. Planning on actually going through with any of these?

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

haha

me:so, i have a srs question to ask you

her: ...?

me: when are you gona let me tap that ***?

her: BAHAHAHA

me: serious question

her: lol

me: : (

her: i dont even know what to say to that

me: well, tomorrow would work

her: oh would it now?

me: either that or tonight : )

then she stopped talking to me, haha

wtf, wont let me post pics