"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

**** naw... lol

 

[o. l. t. 10+ year member]

me: hey

her: hey

me: sup

her: whats up?

me: when can i tap that ***

her: Uh, no.

me: I wasn't asking if, I was asking when

her: Still no

me: Now I'm not asking when either, you ready?

her: Not interested

me: open the door

her: WHAT????

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

**** naw... lol

I saw before the ninja edit lulz

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

me: heyher: hey

me: sup

her: whats up?

me: when can i tap that ***

her: Uh, no.

me: I wasn't asking if, I was asking when

her: Still no

me: Now I'm not asking when either, you ready?

her: Not interested

me: open the door

her: WHAT????

lawl

 

[o. l. t. 10+ year member]

Next door neighbor, I think I just heard her deadbolt lock. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I just text my wife this (she's laying next to me in bed right now)

me: Hey boo

her: ? (as she looks disappointed at me)

me: when can I tap that ***?

her: seriously? .......~puts phone up, rolls over and goes to sleep~

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

I just text my wife this (she's laying next to me in bed right now)
me: Hey boo

her: ? (as she looks disappointed at me)

me: when can I tap that ***?

her: seriously? .......~puts phone up, rolls over and goes to sleep~

Common occurrence with the "wifes":crap:

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Common occurrence with the "wifes":crap:

I know right? She informed me today that I can't build a shop in the backyard.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 

[kobitter22 10+ year member]

me: so when can i tap that?

her: we're tappin right now

me: wrong person

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

me: so when can i tap that?her: we're tappin right now

me: wrong person

fial.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Next door neighbor, I think I just heard her deadbolt lock. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Bionic ears? How far is her place from yours? Pics of girl and deadbolt please...

 

[o. l. t. 10+ year member]

It's a townhome. I can hear her ****in sneeze.

 

[Danger06Ranger 10+ year member]

me: When can i tap dat ***?

her: babe..

her: where are you from?

me: huh

me: oh..

me: lol

me: i know

me: so???

her: you can when we have the house to ourselves //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

me: yee

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

It's a townhome. I can hear her ****in sneeze.

I bet she can hear you masturbating then.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

hahaha. From the funny text to the funny butthurt guy, this is a funny thread. I just busted out dying at worstenemy's text post.

lulz = )

Me = I have a question..Him = what?

Me = so when can I tap that ***??

Him = Wtf??

Me = so when can I tap that azz?!?!?!?

Him = ......

Me = sooo?????

Im thinking I was supposed to text it to a girl wasnt I?

lulz

me: one question brah!her: lawl, what is it

me: can I choke you while I am putting it in your butt?

her: asshole

me: yes in your asshole, is this a yes?

Still no reply........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Thats how SBC does it. lulz.

me: So, I have a question.her: Yes?

me: When can I tap dat ***?

her: I'M YOUR MOTHER!

me: Is that a yes?

Master of teh lulz.

me: heyher: hey whats up

me: can i tap that @ss

her: possibly

me: doesnt matter, im going to **** you either way- im coming over now

Again, thats how SBC rolls.

I just text my wife this (she's laying next to me in bed right now)
me: Hey boo

her: ? (as she looks disappointed at me)

me: when can I tap that ***?

her: seriously? .......~puts phone up, rolls over and goes to sleep~

What a cunt.

me: so when can i tap that?her: we're tappin right now

me: wrong person

haha

I bet she can hear you masturbating then.

I wonder if she masturbates to the sound of him masturbating to her.