question for nj people

New Jersey has some dumb laws:

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  • One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
  • It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
  • You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
  • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
  • It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
  • In an attempt to "foster kindness" in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated "Kindness Awareness Month".
  • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
  • The third Thursday of October is designated as "New Jersey Credit Union Day" and citizens of the state should observe the day with "appropriate activities and programs".
  • Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
  • You may not slurp your soup.
  • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
  • It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
  • Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
  • Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
  • All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
  • Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
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Bernards Township

  • It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
Blairstown

  • Shooting ranges are outlawed.
  • No street-side trees may be planted that "obscure the air".
  • It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
Caldwell

  • You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford

  • Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill

  • All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth

  • It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Haddon

  • It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
  • Cross-dressing is illegal.
  • No one may annoy someone of the opposite ***.
Manville

  • It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Mount Laurel

  • Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
  • It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
Newark

  • It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Ocean City

  • People may not slurp their soup.
  • Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
  • Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Raritan

  • Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City

  • There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton

  • You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
  • Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

 
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