post your office/work pranks!

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

ok i work at a somewhat upscale italian restaurant and today when we came into work everyone had decided to play this joke on the new waitress (who is hot as shit btw the whole reason we decided to do it)

heres the setup: we got an older waitress whos about 40ish and straight up from germany talks with a harsh accent and everything you can obviously tell shes from a foreign country ... we make up this story about how she has a little brother whos hands got mangled/torn off in a horrible auto accident, so the new waitress comes in all perky and shit and the cook (mastermind of it all) tells the new waitress, "man you gotta ask the older waitress about her little brother man hes so great at the piano he tours all over europe hes a millionar"

so she goes up and said "how come you never told me about your famous little brother whos a great pianist"

and this was the best acting iv ever seen the older one's face got all red and goes "HOW DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE omg MY LITTLE BROTHER LOST HIS HANDS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT , YOU THINK THATS FUNNY!?!?!?"

omg the look on the hot waitress's face was priceless we had her going SO GOOD she was furious and almost in tears at the same time we were all rollin on the ground literally laughin while she still thaught it was true she was like "omg you people are so evil YOUR ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif !!!"

oh man that was good shit...

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[Eclipse5482 10+ year member]

lol good one ... i like this thread .. i wanna hear more

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

pics of waitress.

 

[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

tryin to pick up chicks this way?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

mine's not a prank/joke or anything but...

This guy calls in about his brand new pool pump is not working. (He calls about 1 every week about something we don't sell or fix, but wants us to do it, but we won't.) So he starts swearing @ me, so I gave the phone to my boss. She talked to him for few min. and put him on hold to go and get his info from the pc, she actually went to go help another customer ***20minutes go by*** So my co-worker Eddie see's the light blinking on the phone indicating that someone's been placed on hold. He picks up the phone, takes the guys call. The man is cursing so loud anyone within a 10' radius could hear him. He yells that he's been on hold for 20 ****ing minutes and demands some service. So Eddie kindly tells him to hold on a few more. LOL

 

[soundstreamer 10+ year member]

i work on a rig in the oilfield...

my supervisor told me if i put a co-worker into some mud face first, the whole crew would get 2 extra hours of pay for the day and 2 extra for the next day. i walked into the middle of this huge mud hole with a sledge hammer and yelled for the guy to pick up some hoses so i could break the union. as he reached down to grab the union i grabbed the back of his collar and pulled down into the mud and followed with a knee to his back to make sure we got the hours. we never got the hours...

the same supervisor had me soaking a guy with a firehose for $1 the next week.

 

[Shyne151 10+ year member]

I have the tendency when we're slow to go on the sales floor and put soft-tags(security device) on them so that when they walk out the alarm goes off.

 

[JCivicHb 10+ year member]

i would have kicked your *** if you did that to me /\ /\

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

at various times i filled the coffee pot with soy sauce, filled the powder creamer with instant potato's, salt in the sugar jar.

Glued a stack of metal pans together, so the next cook couldn't get them apart to use them.

set stuff up to dump on peoples head.

Wait in the dark, jump out and scare people..

I'm always hiding peoples time cards.

I tied a toilet seat to someones car..

Peanut butter under the door handles of someones car..

tied catsup soaked tampons to someones antenna, and maxi pads soaked all over the windshield.

Diaper with chocolate frosting in it...stuck and smeared all over the hood.

mayo filled rubbers in someones sandwich..

Just a few things off the top of my head.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I created a program once that simulated windows rebooting into dos mode. Giving a hardsdrive is bewing reformated in 5 4 3 2 1 and reading off random folders and files of the c drive and says they are being deleted. Then it goes into a reboot and ntloader missing error. (whole time its just the program but you cant tell.) I placed it on the server in an accidently opened share called games labeled a prototype game.exe and just waited to see who couldnt resist. I ended up getting 25 people. LOL they didnt know what to do. they musta thought thats my job for opening this file.