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<blockquote data-quote="Twistid" data-source="post: 1569485" data-attributes="member: 555101">ok i work at a somewhat upscale italian restaurant and today when we came into work everyone had decided to play this joke on the new waitress (who is hot as shit btw the whole reason we decided to do it)heres the setup: we got an older waitress whos about 40ish and straight up from germany talks with a harsh accent and everything you can obviously tell shes from a foreign country ... we make up this story about how she has a little brother whos hands got mangled/torn off in a horrible auto accident, so the new waitress comes in all perky and shit and the cook (mastermind of it all) tells the new waitress, &quot;man you gotta ask the older waitress about her little brother man hes so great at the piano he tours all over europe hes a millionar&quot;so she goes up and said &quot;how come you never told me about your famous little brother whos a great pianist&quot;and this was the best acting iv ever seen the older one&#039;s face got all red and goes &quot;HOW DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE omg MY LITTLE BROTHER LOST HIS HANDS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT , YOU THINK THATS FUNNY!?!?!?&quot;omg the look on the hot waitress&#039;s face was priceless we had her going SO GOOD she was furious and almost in tears at the same time we were all rollin on the ground literally laughin while she still thaught it was true she was like &quot;omg you people are so evil YOUR ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif !!!&quot;oh man that was good shit...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Twistid, post: 1569485, member: 555101"] ok i work at a somewhat upscale italian restaurant and today when we came into work everyone had decided to play this joke on the new waitress (who is hot as shit btw the whole reason we decided to do it) heres the setup: we got an older waitress whos about 40ish and straight up from germany talks with a harsh accent and everything you can obviously tell shes from a foreign country ... we make up this story about how she has a little brother whos hands got mangled/torn off in a horrible auto accident, so the new waitress comes in all perky and shit and the cook (mastermind of it all) tells the new waitress, "man you gotta ask the older waitress about her little brother man hes so great at the piano he tours all over europe hes a millionar" so she goes up and said "how come you never told me about your famous little brother whos a great pianist" and this was the best acting iv ever seen the older one's face got all red and goes "HOW DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE omg MY LITTLE BROTHER LOST HIS HANDS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT , YOU THINK THATS FUNNY!?!?!?" omg the look on the hot waitress's face was priceless we had her going SO GOOD she was furious and almost in tears at the same time we were all rollin on the ground literally laughin while she still thaught it was true she was like "omg you people are so evil YOUR ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL [IMG]//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif[/IMG] !!!" oh man that was good shit... [/QUOTE]

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