Post the crazy drunk storys here!!!!

[TheSpeakerMan 10+ year member]

WEll ive been drinkin tonight and i thought it would be fun to here some of ure crazy stories uu have while being drunk. I remember the drunkest ive ever been. It was the first time drinkin i was like 13 or somin.

first wut i was drunk off of. I took like 12 shots of crown royal back to back to back. Then i took like 5 shots of tequila. this was the first time i ever drunk in my life i was shit faced x2323289080

Heres wut happened

First we wus at a party and decided to drive around. I was hangin out the window yellin gettin crunk with no music on lol. Then we went to pick up some weed and i had the door open pukin and fell in my own puke head first. I laid there for like 10 minutes. Then got up and tried to start walkin. Fell in some1's front yard and fell asleep. my bro came over started to kick me to wake me up and me and him got in a fist fight. Then we are leavin and they stip me to my boxers because i had puke all over me and it was a brand new car. SO im drivin in a car with ppl i dont know in my boxers. There was a guy i didnt no in the back seat with me and i was leanin on him cuz i couldnt stay up i was leanin every witch way. THen there was a dike in the front seat and she is 1 ugly ***** and i was rubbin on her and shit lol. Then i go into a gas statoin to pay for gas in my boxers. Man i was so ****in drunk. I was drie heaven and everything it was crazy. Keep this post going. Mark

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[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

I dont see this thread going anywhere.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

this one time, at band camp.

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

dude I drink aswell! cool dude!

 

[TheSpeakerMan 10+ year member]

I think drinkin storys are funny. PPl do some crazy shit when drunk!!!!!!

 

[TheSpeakerMan 10+ year member]

dude I drink aswell! cool dude!

Um im not trying to be cool just tryin to here some drunk stories so i can laugh at them

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I have been drunk more times than I know....

The only time I felt bad is when I passed out in my front yard trying to get home. My dad woke me up on his way to work. It was snowing and I had shorts on. I maybe could have died. I didn't feel warmth for several hours. Being drunk and being stupid ftl.

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

ive only been drunk once. think i had 4-5 shots of vodka. didnt do anything stupid though.

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

Funniest storyteller I've read on the internet is http://tuckermax.com The Dallas Road trip story is one of the top stories I've ever heard.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I once passed out.....

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Too many. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif I'd be sitting here forever trying to tell all of them.And I can see how it can be amusing.interesting to hear stories of any kind.So I'll go along with the thread.

One time about 4 friends and myself went to an Iron Maiden concert, sometime in the 90's.I was drunk (of course) and stoned.I somehow managed to be passed around the crowd like a ****in' beach ball for most of one song.Once I finally touched ground again (by this time the song was over) I was diving for a drum stick and beating someone trying to pry one out of their hand.I had it for a little bit but I lost it sometime during the night lol.Concert went on and finally ended and the next morning I ended up waking up in the parking lot in my vehicle with wet pants. . . . . . First time I had ever pissed my pants since I was maybe 5.

Here's a short one.I was cruising around with 2 friends and my girlfriend at the time, and we ended up racing a train (trying to get across the tracks before it got there).More stupid than anything.Barely missed it, but hey, what a rush.

And there was this one time I was cruising with some random chick I barely knew and she got the smart idea of taking her shirt and bra off and sticking the top half of her body through the sun roof.Well, needless to say she got out, but she couldn't get back in. . . . True story.She was stuck for a little bit.Had to wait until we got home and somehow managed to get her tits through the sunroof.

Meh, enough for now.I may post a couple more later as I get time.

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

I fu*ked a Buttahead....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif