Paris Hilton released after 5 days

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

you've got to be ****ing kidding me. quoting from the superficial.

TMZ reports Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning after serving less than five days of her already reduced 23 day sentence (her original sentence was 45 days). She's been fitted with an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days. She was apparently released from jail due to medical reasons, although the LA County Sheriff's department has refused to release details about the "medical issue" due to confidentiality. After the 40 days are up, the LA County Sheriff's department says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."
Of course. We were ****ing morons to think Paris might actually serve out her sentence. Tomorrow they'll probably take off the ankle bracelet and issue a full apology. Then give her some sort of medal and make her President of the United States of America.

NOTE: Since when is being rich and famous considered a medical condition? Weird.

So apparently Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and she was released from prison because she was in danger of having a nervous breakdown. TMZ reportssychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head.

So the big medical reason that got Paris Hilton released was that she wasn't happy in prison. Which, I always thought, was sort of the whole point. Was she expecting to ride on unicorns and dance under waterfalls? It's ****ing prison. I'm pretty sure the inmates who get daily anal rapings are pretty upset too, but nobody's letting them go home. The moral of the story is: if you're ever put in prison just put on a frowny face and they'll let you go. Oh, and make sure you're Paris Hilton. That last part's pretty important.

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[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

I truly hate that *****

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

shit charles manson should of used that instead of the Im crazy bit.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

yeah I think its bullshit. If I were a prisoner at LA County Jail, I would imediatly tell them that I am feeling ill and that i am depressed, see if they will let me out on house arrest.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

thats bullshit. they sould have chopped off her feet at the ankles, not given her an ankle bracelet. I'd like to see her drive drunk with nubs.

she's probably gonna bedazzle that shit.

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

money walks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

I kinda figured that something like this would happen. I really didnt think that she would even go SOMEHOW that mommy and daddy would get her out. I was so exited when she started to serve her time the ****kin **** deserves it. If it was any one of us on this forum we would been ****ed and had to stay in jail for full leghnt its bullshit but wtf can ya do. you know that she will make a couple of million out this and then in about 6 months she will get anouth DWI

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

it was probablly all the bull dikes making her toss their salads

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

maybe manny wanted a BJ.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

She needs to get busted in Chicago, cops will crack her upside the head.

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

Before I read the second quote...my first thought about her medical condition was that she was coughing up ***, lol....

Gotta Love South Park....

 

[AAckley1 10+ year member]

id still hit it, write myself a check from her checkbook, and quit it

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Before I read the second quote...my first thought about her medical condition was that she was coughing up ***, lol....
Gotta Love South Park....

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif right before mr. slave shoved her up his ***

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Not surprised this happened, disappointed however.

40 days house arrest. She's a multi-millionaire (or at least, her family is) like thats gonna be a big fuckin punishment? "Hey Nicole, yeah I gotta stay at my parents mansion for the next 40 days. I know right? Total bummer!"

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[Crown_amps]

maybe manny wanted a BJ.

from her have you seen that video? she gives the worst freaking head ever known to shady *** tapes