One thing porch monkies are good for...

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1. porch monkey 1724 up, 410 down

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

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by Randall G Red Bank, NJ Jun 4, 2006 email it

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2. porch monkey 1312 up, 521 down

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie Dec 9, 2003 email it

3. porch monkey 771 up, 202 down

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

 
but he did'nt say black people made his good BBQ, he said it is one thing that porch monkies r good for & that is a raciest comment!! In all my 36 yrs I have never heard the term "porch monkey" used in any other way but as a raciest slur towards African Americans! There is no need for comments like this in here!

 
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