Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[4OZGLOVES 10+ year member]

Nobody likes the tuna

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I love Ahi tuna. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I just got a new job too, at At&t as a Greeter. Easiest job in the world. I just sit on my ass all day and do nothing because the store is so slow. Even when there is someone, all I do is direct them to someone else. Coworkers are awesome, boss is awesome, and I work with my brother who I'm really close to (work WITH him, not FOR him). Get paid $13.50 an hour, and after 3 months, I become a floor sales representative and get a $0.50 raise, a free unlimited plan, 1 month of vacation, and 2 extra unlimited lines for only $12 each (tax). Every 6 months thereafter, I get a $0.50 raise, and every year I get a month of vacation. I didn't even ask for this job either, it was literally just offered to me. I didn't even have to interview. I guess it's karma for my previous job ******* total ass.

is that a union job?

 

[Rubbertoe 10+ year member]

so today, we were outside my girlfriends house (she lives in a upper middle class neighborhood filled to the max with old people). I was talking to a couple of buddies of mine in their truck, they were both in an "alternate state of mind" and for some dumb reason they decided to crank the volume on the stereo at about 11:30 at night. His type-r did not help the situation by the way. A few second later, an old guy comes out of his house and keeps looking up and down the street. We were literally sitting right in front of him and he never saw us. It was hilarious, and of course, my friends got an even bigger kick out of it. It was the funniest thing that happened all day (i know, pathetic). Good stuff, i love making people angry with subs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

ghey story bro.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

so today, we were outside my girlfriends house (she lives in a upper middle class neighborhood filled to the max with old people). I was talking to a couple of buddies of mine in their truck, they were both in an "alternate state of mind" and for some dumb reason they decided to crank the volume on the stereo at about 11:30 at night. His type-r did not help the situation by the way. A few second later, an old guy comes out of his house and keeps looking up and down the street. We were literally sitting right in front of him and he never saw us. It was hilarious, and of course, my friends got an even bigger kick out of it. It was the funniest thing that happened all day (i know, pathetic). Good stuff, i love making people angry with subs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

He saw you... Old people are sneaky like that. I wouldnt go back there if I was you...

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

He was probably an ex-marine sniper green beret navy seal from WWII and he's gonna hunt you down like dogs.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

He was probably an ex-marine sniper green beret navy seal from WWII and he's gonna hunt you down like dogs.

Hopefully this happens.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i'm buzzing bad shooting off jumping jacks bitshes

 

[emilimo701 10+ year member]

so i was cleaning out my ears with a cotton swab, and i think i pushed all the wax back by accident. now i can't hear out of that ear have to listen to my tunez to work in mono //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

so i was cleaning out my ears with a cotton swab, and i think i pushed all the wax back by accident. now i can't hear out of that ear have to listen to my tunez to work in mono //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

I would lite a candle and hold it over your ear until the candle was completely gone, it's a 50/50 chance of it either working or making it worse.......

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

story gay cool yo.

 

[KMS 10+ year member]

WOW. This forum is just for me. I think I found home.

Just been banned off that SMD forum for saying a lame *** jew joke. One of the members ran to a mod crying about it and BAM.

LoL

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Fuck yeah noob...welcome! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif