Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

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[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I'm eating a Dole banana from Honduras...OLE!

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

I'm eating a Dole banana from Honduras...OLE!

Im eating ur mom from tha ghetto

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

This past weekend the wife & I get invited out to a local club for a friend's going away party. Walking in the door instantly reminded of why I haven't been to a club in 10yrs. Place was full of a bunch of stupid looking wanna-be thug m'fers holding their crotch and giving the "dat ***" look to each other and a bunch of oompa loompa looking *****s with too much make up and wayyy too much spray tan. The highlight of the night was when a gay interracial couple got into a fight because one wasn't getting enough attention.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

you mad?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Im eating ur mom from tha ghetto

I live far, far, FAR from da ghetto bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

My dick itched for 6 minutes straight today. Word.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

Got a job today. Start tomorrow.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Got a job today. Start tomorrow.

good job bro, so, how much u charging for 5 min BJ?

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

$2.95, faggot

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

$2.95, faggot

Good, i won't be wearing pants either at all tomorrow, so your job can be easier.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I just farted....again...damn that felt good.

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

I just got a new job too, at At&t as a Greeter. Easiest job in the world. I just sit on my ass all day and do nothing because the store is so slow. Even when there is someone, all I do is direct them to someone else. Coworkers are awesome, boss is awesome, and I work with my brother who I'm really close to (work WITH him, not FOR him). Get paid $13.50 an hour, and after 3 months, I become a floor sales representative and get a $0.50 raise, a free unlimited plan, 1 month of vacation, and 2 extra unlimited lines for only $12 each (tax). Every 6 months thereafter, I get a $0.50 raise, and every year I get a month of vacation. I didn't even ask for this job either, it was literally just offered to me. I didn't even have to interview. I guess it's karma for my previous job ******* total ass.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

The ladies love my horse cock.