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[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

the sad part is someone is prolly gonna buy that

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

VERY LOUD SYSTEM,LOOK!!!! - $450 (albany,ga)

Date: 2011-10-03, 6:12AM EDT

Reply to: sale-7zgek-2629677279@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

FOR SALE A PAIR OF 12" RE AUDIO *** SUBS IN A SOUND ORDINANCE ENCLOSURE,CUSTOM MODIFIED TO FIT THESE SUBS,THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL AND NOT JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF KICKERS,IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE LOUDEST SYSTEM IN TOWN, THESE ARE WHAT YOU NEED,I ALSO HAVE A 1600 WATT HIFONICS BRUTUS SUPER CLASS D MONO BLOCK,THIS IS ALL CURRENTLY INSTALLED IN MY TRUCK AND CAN BE DEMOED BEFORE PURCHASE,UPON PURCHASE I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THEM FROM THE TRUCK ON THE SPOT FOR YOU,PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS, I AM ASKING $450.00 FOR THE SUBS ENCLOSURE AND AMP,I WOULD LIKE TO SELL TOGETHER BUT MAY SELL JUST AMP OR JUST SUBS AND ENCLOSURE,PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE,CALL OR TEXT 228-886-0710 FOR INFO ,THIS IS A LEGIT POSTING I LIVE IN ALBANY AND EVERYTHING IS CORRECT, THESE PICS WERE TAKEN OF IT IN MY TRUCK,THE PICS BELOW ARE OF THE ACTUAL PRODUCTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PRICE OR WANT TO KNOW MORE PLEASE JUST TEXT OR CALL I WILL ANSWER ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

Location: albany,ga

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I went and demoed this guy's setup a while back and IMO it ******. He got EXTREMELY butthurt when i told him it wasnt the loudest setup in town and blew my phone up about how I didnt know ish about audio and that I should let him know when i broke 120db cuz he's hitting 149s with his setup "all day" lulz. Since then, he has lowered his price by $200. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[itsblown 10+ year member]

HERES A LINK Please return my laptop

I feel bad for this guy

To the person who stole my ipod touch and my backpack containing my toshiba laptop out of my car last night,

I would appreciate it if you would please return it to me, no questions asked, no charges. I just really need it for school. I'm a computer science major at UT and that laptop runs Ubuntu linux, and is set up for java programming, i don't think you'd find it as useful as i do. I have term papers and a couple of programs on there that i have spent a lot of time on, and certainly wouldn't want to have to re-type them.

Also, thanks for not stealing my car, my spare keys were sitting on my passenger seat. You either didn't see them, didn't want to steal my car, or you can't drive a stick, if you would like i can teach you how to drive a stick shift car at the cost of returning my laptop to me, or at least let me retrieve my data for school, as it is far more valuable to me than the laptop itself.

I would also like my ipod back. Its a long drive to UT everyday and i like to listen to my music, thanks also for not taking my stereo, alpine subs and rockford amp. although those are much more easily replaceable than my laptop is.

oh and another thing, i hope you really enjoy multi-variable calculus, because that was also in my backpack, so it would be helpfull if you could return cha. 15 to me, as i have a quiz over that material soon.

Please respond to this, i can check email from my phone, which i still have since it was kept safely in my pocket yesterday while i was visiting my friend. Sorry but i am new to downtown toledo, i live out in the country and am very new to the concept of locking doors, as it isn't needed where i live.

I just want my laptop and music back. maybe we can work out some sort of a deal?

Location: Downtown

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

car bass system - $800 (temple terrace)

Date: 2011-10-06, 7:07PM EDT

Reply to: sale-f3mes-2636412878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

im asking for 800 ( OBS )

call david at (813)325-5049 anytime

everything works great! i only use it for 3 months

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if you know about bass system's you know this is a good deal

• Location: temple terrace
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

This actually is not a bad deal IMO. He has been advertising it for a while. I may have to make an "offer" on it.

Nice amps...

2-ROCKFORD FOSGATE AMPS & 2-10" ROCKFORD FOSGATE SUBWOOFERS - $300 (Columbus, Ga)

Date: 2011-10-06, 4:10PM EDT

Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

ROCKFORD FOSGATE PUNCH AMPS/// PUNCH 500A2 & PUNCH 250A2. I AM THE ORIGINAL OWNER. BOTH AMPS ARE IN VERY GOOD CONDITION AND COME WITH THEIR ORIGINAL BOXES AND A MATCHING FUSE BOX. I ALSO HAVE 2 ROCKFORD FOSGATE 10" PUNCH HX2 SUBWOOFERS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. I AM INCLUDING THE SUBWOOFER BOX I HAD "JIMMYS CAR STEREO" BUILD FOR ME TO PUT BEHIND THE SEAT OF MY CHEVY SILVERADO. FIRST $300 CASH GETS THEM.

CALL OR TEXT ME @ 706-NINE EIGHT FOUR -5276

• Location: Columbus, Ga
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I guess someone should tell him you can get this one new for a little less...

Alpine 500 Watt Amp - $200 (Columbus)

Date: 2011-10-05, 4:00PM EDT

Reply to: sale-8andp-2634319095@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a lightly used 500 watt Alpine sub amp for sale. Great amp, only used for 4 months and it worked very well. The only reason I am selling it is because I just upgraded to a bigger model and no longer have a need for it. Price is $200 OBO. Text John anytime, day or night, at (706)-763-7402

• Location: Columbus
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

kicker comp cvr 450 or best offer - $450

Date: 2011-10-04, 9:26PM EDT

Reply to: sale-cwjta-2633060112@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

kicker comp cvrs with 1200 watt rms amp everthing included box wiring kit aux cables. will beat your brains out. contact me by phone 864-384-8611

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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

2 JD AUDIO 12" In Box - $130 (Columbus,Pc)

Date: 2011-10-03, 9:00PM EDT

Reply to: sale-n6abn-2620361027@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I Got Two JD Audio's With About 500-600 Watts Each. I Dont Really Know Cause They Dont Say On Back So I Went Off For What I Know. I Havent Use Them But They Work Got From A Friend, You Can Test Them Out. Text Or Call Me7063864633

• Location: Columbus,Pc
  
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Complete Bass System - $250 (Eufaula)

Date: 2011-10-03, 10:29AM EDT

Reply to: sale-uxke5-2618481326@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a complete set up comes with 2 12" subs a 1200 watt amplifier a dual 12 box and the amp wiring kit has 6 month warranty also 334 689-9199 we take mc/visa also

XXX XBX1200 (2) 12" Subs/Amp/Sub Box/Amp Kit

Enclosure

* Dual 12" carpet covered enclosure

* Fiberboard construction

* Durable black carpet

* Dimensions: 32"w x 14"h x 10.5"td x 15.5"bd

12" Subwoofers

* Dual 12" Subwoofers

* Peak Power Handling: 1200 watts

* Oversized 40 oz. Double Stacked Strontium Magnet

* Efficiency: 87 dB

* Frequency Response: 24 Hz - 1 kHz

Amp

* 1200 Watts x 1 Channel Rated Power

* PWM MOSFET Power SupplyLow Pass Crossover

* Subsonic Filter

* Power Protection LED

* Adjustable Input Sensitivity

* THD: 0.02%

* Frequency Response: 10 Hz - 40 kHz

* Variable Crossover: Hi-Pass(75 Hz - 750 kHz)Low-Pass (50 - 150 Hz)

* 4-Way Protection Circuitry:Thermal, Short Circuit, DC Offset, and Overload

Amp Kit Included

• Location: Eufaula
  
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[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Hahaha I should have copied my old Kicker Comp FS ad... Greatest part is.... I sold them for more then I paid brand new!

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

This is a good one.....

I almost forgot what a VCR was...

12 Volt VCR For Truck or Van - $100 (Columbus)

Date: 2011-10-02, 6:29PM EDT

Reply to: sale-qez6b-2603861848@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Have a little used 12 volt Audiovox auto/truck/conversion van vcr for sale. Will fit most van cabinets.

Plays fine. Very nice. Sold new for $325.00 Sell for $100.00 706-315-9763

• Location: Columbus
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

2 kicker comp 10s and an 1800 watt pyramid amp - $250 (phenix city/columbus)

Date: 2011-10-02, 2:05AM EDT

Reply to: sale-wxxrx-2628144273@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2 kicker comp 10s in great condition and an 1800 watt pyramid amp, hits hard. asking $250 or best REASONABLE offer. I also have a dual 10 kicker vented box for an additional $25 or a custom box for a dodge ram quad cab for $50......depending on offers i MAY sell seperately. and if you want the subs and amp i may throw in one of the boxes depending on offer...NO EMAILS!!!!! Call or TEXT 334-750-1078 if interested....no trades...i need the cash!!!!!****Will also throw in the wires*****

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• Location: phenix city/columbus
  
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Two 12" Subs and box! - $550 (Columbus, GA)

Date: 2011-10-01, 9:33PM EDT

Reply to: sale-n5cbc-2627939980@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Pair of MTX Roadthunders in the MTX box made for them.

Subs not even a month old.

Work/sound great.

First Image is just a picture of the box. The second is a picture of the subs.

Serious buyers only please.

• Location: Columbus, GA
  
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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

kicker 1400 watt amp

kicker 1400 watt amp - $200 (vilonia)

Date: 2011-10-07, 10:44AM CDT

Reply to: sale-zvpnq-2637310304@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a kicker

4 channel amp each channel is 350 watts I had it on 3 12's and it was the loudest system around 200 obo 501764seven797 oreally?

 

[IonRL205 10+ year member]

15"lanzar sub..pioneer cd deck..rockford fosgate amp

Lanzar 15"sub brand new-never used$75 obo..Pioneer cd dec_.mp3 aux$50obo(Can Send Pic upon request)...Rockford fosgate amp 400-2 it's max power is 1.450 watt's pushes two p3 fosgate sub's easily$150obo..325-455-5585 call or text ..can sell seperately or all$225 firm ..good price on good name brand working audio!!! thank's for look'n!

I emailed the guy and he's dead set that the amp does 1450 watts.

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

This is the best Craigslist ad i have ever witnessed.

best of craigslist: Best. Roommate. Ever.

Best. Roommate. Ever.

Date: 2011-08-16, 10:06AM PDT

Konichiwa *******. Are you looking for the most kick-*** ******* roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You ******* found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-*** companies in New York ******* City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky ****-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post **** like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no ******* clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a **** if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your ****. If you leave **** out, I'm just like, "Oh **** I better not mess with this ****, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. **** it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that **** in bearnaise. EVERY. *******. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's ******* FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your ******* socks off.

I also read a lot. I ******* LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that ****. I read Tuesdays with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. ******* smart. Do you like movies? I ******* love them. We can watch the **** out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE **** YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James ******* Taylor. AWWWWWW **** YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I ******* LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or ****** preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty ******* cool right?

I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you **** already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic *** I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo *** up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, ****** history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your ******* mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

cats are OK - purrr

dogs are OK - wooof

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

I think this guy needs to drive around town looking for a potential buyer

2 APLINE TYPE Rs

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2 APLINE TYPE Rs - $275 (VIRGINIA BEACH)

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Date: 2011-10-14, 6:13PM EDT

Reply to: sale-gfkua-2650159707@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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TWO 12 INCH ALPINE TYPE Rs FOR $275 O.B.O. ALSO HAVE TWO OPTIONAL BOXES $35 EACH O.B.O. WILL SEND PICS OF THE BOXES UPON REQUEST. TEXT OR CALL (757) 512-4875

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