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[JoiNt- 10+ year member]

subs

someone give this guy a high five......in the face.....with a chair

 

[dragon.breath 10+ year member]

Two new JL 12 w6 in custom box with JL HD 1200 amp and JL HD 500 amp 4000 obo - $4000 (Huntsville Al )

Date: 2012-08-18, 2:37PM CDT

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Got a new truck so these subs won't fit in it. I just bought everything five months ago I have receipts and warranty on all of it.

Location: Huntsville Al

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Two new JL 12 w6 in custom box with JL HD 1200 amp and JL HD 500 amp 4000 obo

$4000? lol

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Your amp powers your subs,

Your sub drives your box,

But what you hear,

Is your box.

Nobody builds speaker boxes as technically as I do.

First, I test your subwoofer(s) for its actual mechanical and electrical parameters.

Second, I plug those numbers into manually calculated formulas to get the ideal box size and tuning for your sub(s).

Third, I model those results on a computer program and fine tune the enclosure for your spacial restraints and musical tastes.

All boxes are hand made with 13/16" MDF, high strength adhesive, and gold plated terminals.

BARE BOX PRICING:

one 8" - $50 sealed / $100 ported / $150 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

one 10" - $60 sealed / $110 ported / $160 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

one 12" - $70 sealed / $120 ported / $170 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

one 15" - $80 sealed / $130 ported / $180 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

one 18" - $90 sealed / $140 ported / $190 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

two 8" - $80 sealed / $130 ported / $180 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

two 10" - $100 sealed / $150 ported / $200 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

two 12" - $120 sealed / $170 ported / $220 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

two 15" - $140 sealed / $190 ported / $240 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

two 18" - $160 sealed / $210 ported / $260 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

three 8" - $100 sealed / $150 ported / $200 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

three 10" - $130 sealed / $180 ported / $230 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

three 12" - $160 sealed / $210 ported / $260 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

three 15" - $190 sealed / $240 ported / $290 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

three 18" - $220 sealed / $270 ported / $320 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

four 8" - $110 sealed / $160 ported / $210 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

four 10" - $150 sealed / $200 ported / $250 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

four 12" - $190 sealed / $240 ported / $290 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

four 15" - $230 sealed / $280 ported / $330 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

four 18" - $270 sealed / $320 ported / $370 transmission line OR 4th order bandpass

OPTIONAL COVERINGS:

$10 + $1 per square foot - you provide the covering

$10 + $2 per square foot - carpet (black, dark grey, light grey, tan, blue, red, or burgandy)

$10 + $3 per square foot - plain paint (any one color; two coats of color, two clear coats)

$10 + $4 per square foot - vinyl (black or white marine grade)

$ask - custom painting by request (my wife is an amazing artist)

BASIC EXTRAS:

$free - port openings rounded over

$free - all outer edges rounded over

$2.50 - per 45 degree interior corner

$2.50 - per 1/2" dowel rod bracing

$5 - per 1" dowel rod bracing

$5 - double baffle for heavy subs

$10 - double baffle and flush mounted sub

$10 - per slanted side

$20 - per additional port

$20 - kerfed port

$40 - double kerfed port

$ask - aero port

$ask - beauty panel

$ask - amp rack

WANT TO SPEND LESS MONEY ON YOUR BOX?

Build it yourself!!! Haha?... seriously though...

I do custom subwoofer enclosure DESIGNS for 20% of the bare box price.

These include all final dimensions, a cut sheet, and even a pretty picture of the intended final product.

CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED

PS. Please ask about any specific designs or extras not listed. This is where I have the most fun.

Also, I may be willing to do trades or partial trades for car audio equipment or other items of interest.

NO BODY builds them as technically as he dose....

Problem is....the first pic is NOT his work......lol

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

OLD SCHOOL Rockford Fosgate Punch 800a2 800aii 800.2 - $225 (Tampa / Lutz)

Date: 2012-09-04, 2:02PM EDT

Works perfectly and looks great!

Rated for 800 watts at 4 ohms.

Wayyy underrated power.

475+ watts rms @ 2 ohms x2

950+ watts rms @ 4 ohms bridged

Stable down to 1 ohm bridged!!!

Capable of ridiculous power output.

$225 without end caps

$250 with end caps

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This guy is a riot.....

"Stable down to 1 ohm!!!"

Find me one owner's manual that claims that....

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

This guy needs a good trolling, sum bish is asking $1k for some junk "competition" kenwood 12s and a flea market amp:

car system

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

All boxes are hand made with 13/16" MDF, high strength adhesive, and gold plated terminals.

I prefer 12/16s

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

OMG DROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

PPI POWER CLASS AMPS & RARE PRO SUB COLLECTION FOR SALE OR TRADE

 

[Godin]

JBL BP1200.1 Subwoofer Amp

"don't use this amp with cheap subs or they will be destroyed"

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Most people that hear this single 8" sub play think it is two fifteens.

This little woofer is taller than it is wide due to its triple stacked magnets.

The box is tuned to 40hz but plays down to 20hz due to the nature of the t-line box.

The mechanics of the sub and box are perfect, but I tried a different glue on the carpet and it is cosmetically below my standards.

$200 for both.

$100 for the box.

Will not sell the sub without the box.

Mobile Audiophiles

813-480-1321

Evan Johnson

• Location: Tampa / Lutz
  
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PostingID: 3285127112

"triple stack"...

umm....

that sub in the pic only has 2 stacks.......

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Music eq. - $1 (Anywhere)

Date: 2012-09-22, 11:19PM EDT

pwwtx-3290259227@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I got a zero guage wire set with 3.rca jacjs and remite wire. U akso have a musuc battery too for sale ir for trade. If you kni anything about music ZERO guage is the best there us. Its still brand new never used. It was 450 wen i bought it.and tbe obattery was 599 its about 60lbs. U will sell all for 270 0.b.o my numbet is 8133431022 if you have questions or want a pic

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PostingID: 329025922

0 gauge is the best there is??

Well judging by the speakers.....

and $600 for a battery???

 

[CAT MAN 5,000+ posts]

those pipes bang yo

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

those pipes bang yo

My fav so far is the one in post #319 where the guy claims the OS Fosgate 800a2 is one ohm stable bridged......

He told me (in a not so nice way ) that he sold that amp a few weeks ago.....well it is back up for sale by him now again....

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Most people that hear this single 8" sub play think it is two fifteens.This little woofer is taller than it is wide due to its triple stacked magnets.

The box is tuned to 40hz but plays down to 20hz due to the nature of the t-line box.

The mechanics of the sub and box are perfect, but I tried a different glue on the carpet and it is cosmetically below my standards.

$200 for both.

$100 for the box.

Will not sell the sub without the box.

Mobile Audiophiles

813-480-1321

Evan Johnson

• Location: Tampa / Lutz
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  

PostingID: 3285127112

"triple stack"...

umm....

that sub in the pic only has 2 stacks.......

Ha, just sent this guy an email about the "triple" stacked sub....

This is his response...

evan johnson mrevanjohnson@gmail.com

8:38 AM (3 minutes ago)

to me

Ah. I am mistaken then. My appologies. I do not mean to misinform. It indeed has double stacked magnets.

But he is still claiming that a Rockford Fosgate 800a2 is 1 ohm stable bridged....

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

12" rocksford folsgate punch 1800 watt kirkwood 1800 amp and 12" kicke - $350

Date: 2012-09-22, 10:02PM CDT

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I have a 2 12" subs 1800 watt amp in a Box that would fit regular size s10 for sale. will give the power cord and wiring for it. askin 350 obo. You can txt me at 573-760-6026. name is Jaron

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Goota Love that high quality box. And what the hell are those wires running to the roof? Mad house FTL!