[OFFICIAL] Funny Craigslist Ads

[Loudmp5 10+ year member]

two 12 sub woofers 1400 watts

idk how to do direct link but check this out pretty funny guess i do

 

[xSPLoder 10+ year member]

150+ db system complete for under $300. What a bargain!

150+db competition system

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM - $300 (HOLIDAY)

Date: 2012-08-15, 7:32PM EDT

Reply to: see below

SELLING MY BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM WHICH INCLUDES 2 12 INCH SUBS IN FACTORY SEALED BOX ASKING 300 O.B.O IF INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 727-417-7985 THANK YOU

• Location: HOLIDAY
  
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PostingID: 3208284994

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM - $300 (HOLIDAY)
Date: 2012-08-15, 7:32PM EDT

Reply to: see below

SELLING MY BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM WHICH INCLUDES 2 12 INCH SUBS IN FACTORY SEALED BOX ASKING 300 O.B.O IF INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 727-417-7985 THANK YOU

• Location: HOLIDAY
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  

PostingID: 3208284994

The subs are so powerful that they blew ports into his sealed box.

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM - $300 (HOLIDAY)
Date: 2012-08-15, 7:32PM EDT

Reply to: see below

SELLING MY BRAND NEW JL AUDIO SYSTEM WHICH INCLUDES 2 12 INCH SUBS IN FACTORY SEALED BOX ASKING 300 O.B.O IF INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 727-417-7985 THANK YOU

• Location: HOLIDAY
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  

PostingID: 3208284994

i lold

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

The subs are so powerful that they blew ports into his sealed box.

This is what I was thinking....

There was another ad along the same lines but...."they are in a ported/sealed box"......I think it may have been this ad...

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Two 12' Powerbass Car Speakers Upgraded Addition With 2000 Watt Amp

Date: 2012-08-15, 5:09PM EDT

I have two brand new 12 inch powerbass car speakers with a new box and a new 2000 watt amp attached with all the wiring. Everything is brand new and still has the tags on them. Retail cost $2,000 will give an amazing deal make me an offer.

Call or Text Rob 813 624 7510

PowerBass Xtreme 2XL-124D Subwoofer | PowerBass USA

ASA Series | PowerBass USA

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PostingID: 3143919000

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

12 inch Treo Subwoofer In Custom Box***Quality Bass***Hits Hard - $225 (oldsmar)

Date: 2012-08-15, 12:20PM EDT

Reply to: xrsm5-3145725141@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I bought this competition 12 inch subwoofer at stereorama in clearwater brand new. I have decided to sell it with box for $225 obo. This speaker was made by the same engineers who produce JL Audio products. Just this one subwoofer holds up to 1000 watts. I have it installed in my wifes 2009 toyota corolla and its to loud for her and I have no use for it no more. Check the website TREO Engineering | Welcome.

Call or text at 727-326-5488. I'm reasonable.

• Location: oldsmar
  
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O really......

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

no photos, but i think the text speaks for itself.

if the image is too small, here's a direct link

http://i.imgur.com/xwkbR.png

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

2 kicker comp 12's and 6 1/2 subs will entertain all trades or sale - $600

2 kicker comp vr 12's and 6 1/2 inch subs with box and amp appraised at $600 dollar package! Kickers brand new still in box!

willing to trade for anything of interest, electronics, off road vehicles, instruments(etc)

any interest please text or call 843-813-3439 or reply to email, willing to come to you!

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

2 kicker comp 12's and 6 1/2 subs will entertain all trades or sale - $600
2 kicker comp vr 12's and 6 1/2 inch subs with box and amp appraised at $600 dollar package! Kickers brand new still in box!

willing to trade for anything of interest, electronics, off road vehicles, instruments(etc)

any interest please text or call 843-813-3439 or reply to email, willing to come to you!

now that is a good one..

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

car audio system - $600 (Plant City Tampa Area )

Date: 2012-08-16, 8:31PM EDT

Reply to: jgxmw-3210604419@sale.craigslist.org

System includes never used 1800 watt audiobahn amp, blue diamond legacy 3.0 capacitor, and dual 12inch sub woofer. Looking to get 600.00 for the whole set or best offer

Now this takes the cake.....

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

Here's a good one:

*****LIKE NEW *****

VERY WELL TAKEN CARE OF!

looking to get $1200 or best offer as of now!

these are competition myxer jackhammers and I know you will not be disappointed by how hard they hit!

I currently have them hooked up in my jeep so if you are truly interested in purchasing you WILL be able to hear them first!

Would love to keep them but I an in need of a new vehicle and needs are starting to overpass the wants!

I work very frequently so the best way to reach me is through text, my name is Matthew Pfister and my number is (216)-258-1421 feel free to text anytime if any questions come up!

Dual 12 inch MTX jackhammers w/ 1000 watt amp

this guy needs to be trolled HARD

 

[Chriszle 10+ year member]

car audio system - $600 (Plant City Tampa Area )
Date: 2012-08-16, 8:31PM EDT

Reply to: jgxmw-3210604419@sale.craigslist.org

System includes never used 1800 watt audiobahn amp, blue diamond legacy 3.0 capacitor, and dual 12inch sub woofer. Looking to get 600.00 for the whole set or best offer

Now this takes the cake.....

Lulz. That looks like the first box I ever used ~14 years ago when I knew nothing. Same ports, same plexiglass front with black boarder.