Noisey Neighbor

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

Spray fish sauce under his apt door.

Put crazy glue into the cylinders of his car door locks.

Poor urine into his vent intake, just below the windshield.

Short or cut his phone line at the junction panel.

Wait till he's really wound up then make anonymous calls to police from nearby payphones claiming he is shouting death threats and acting crazy. Your too scared to give your name but he says he has lots of guns and they'll never take him alive.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I would show a sign of good faith and leave a cinnamon bun toped with jizz at his door when he is quiet.

I am sure he will really enjoy that. I mean he is mental right?

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

Just an //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif for those who have been talking about it....

Simply talking to people who aren't there isn't grounds for an EOD (Emergency Order of Detention), which is what I believe you're talking about in this 5150 idea. Here it's 72 hours, not 48, but it's the same concept. For an EOD you have to be able to demonstrate that the person is a physical danger to themselves or to others. Doesn't sound like this is the case here, unless someone wanted to perjure themselves by filling out a false witness statement. Not a good idear, IMO...

Lovin' all the union lovers here, too... everything comes full-circle eventually, and that kinda mentality is part of what we're seeing all over the world these days. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Im union as well. We go through a far more advance apprenticeship program than any non union worker. we are better trained and far more qualified for any task. I happen to be out of local 6 which is out of San Francisco which translates into we are the highest paid group of electricians in the world and we wouldn't be able to command out rate of pay if we didnt have the skills and the workmanship to back it up. So next time you think of bashing a union worker maybe do a little research before you display your level of ignorance on the subject.

OH SHAT - This dude just got the other dude lol

Id break into his joint while he sleeps.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Honestly just keep calling the cops. Eventually they will ticket him and mental or not, he will either pay up and keep doing it and going broke or he will get evicted.

This reminds me of the bish next door to me that would fawk random dudes and had a BF and when he would leave for work, the ho station was open for business! Just happens I got tired of all the banging of the head boards and the moaning and screaming of how big someone's Johnson was because for some reason she would meausure it! Off topic! Anyway, I took that shit for a couple weeks and then called the cops on her. She got a warning the first couple times, then ticketed and some how the BF found out she was tapping all these doods. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif (I had no part in it........lol!) and next thing I know they have this huge blowout fight and I can hear everything about the BF saying he the next door neighbor can hear everything you dumbass bish and he called the cops and told me everything! (I have no idea what he ment by that, lol!) I was so glad when they moved! Well he left and gave me a big thank you and she moved down the way to the far apartment, lol! Not my problem anymore! She eventually got ticketed again and evicted because she had the train ran on her many a nights! Funny shit!

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I still say my idea was best.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Honestly just keep calling the cops. Eventually they will ticket him and mental or not, he will either pay up and keep doing it and going broke or he will get evicted.
This reminds me of the bish next door to me that would fawk random dudes and had a BF and when he would leave for work, the ho station was open for business! Just happens I got tired of all the banging of the head boards and the moaning and screaming of how big someone's Johnson was because for some reason she would meausure it! Off topic! Anyway, I took that shit for a couple weeks and then called the cops on her. She got a warning the first couple times, then ticketed and some how the BF found out she was tapping all these doods. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif (I had no part in it........lol!) and next thing I know they have this huge blowout fight and I can hear everything about the BF saying he the next door neighbor can hear everything you dumbass bish and he called the cops and told me everything! (I have no idea what he ment by that, lol!) I was so glad when they moved! Well he left and gave me a big thank you and she moved down the way to the far apartment, lol! Not my problem anymore! She eventually got ticketed again and evicted because she had the train ran on her many a nights! Funny shit!

Jesus christ what a *****.

Good one looking out for a fellow guy there. We dudes need to stick together on stuff like that.

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

I had a buddy who had this problem.

He took a vaction and left a radio in his closet which happened to be the neighboring wall to his neighbor's bedroom.

Left loud loud music on all week. Think it was country music. DJ speakers sound like a good idea to me.

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

Or a couple 18's playin a 25hz tone for about 9 hrs.

 

[MakeshiftAudio 10+ year member]

I am not a journeyman electrician, but I've had my fair share of get-what-you-want experience(Hence the name Makeshift in my username).

This is for informational uses only, demonstrating voltage potential in AC systems.

You would need to find his breaker, the opposite phase, and the common ground for the system(Dist, not audio).

First, turn off the main breaker, taking the whole system down. Flip all the breakers except the breaker corresponding with his branch. That's the simple part. Remove the common ground (ALSO CAN BE NEUTRAL, but either way a 0V reference voltage potential, one is dedicated ground, and the other is the centertap of the distribution transformer's secondary, which is also grounded at the tap, usually to the case, also being the opposite high voltage terminal, so that the current will flow from the high voltage primary lines, through the transformer, to ground, and then hooked to house ground to sustain a common 0V reference point) that only being if they are not wye config, which is 3 phase, but it can be the case)

Hook the neutral wire heading to his branch up to the opposite phase, and make sure the ground for that system is not directly grounded via the bus bar. The problem with this is that it might take out everyone that is on the same target phase at the same time if you are not able to isolate and separate the corresponding neutral line, since now, to the people that do not have their breaker on you have a 120V signal on the neutral, and a 0V signal on the hot, since there is no breaker for neutral, destroying everything on that whole phase //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/youreawesome.gif.a27e190c662afa8e2be5686b27bd1659.gif

The problem lies in the sharing of the neutral line with ground in some cases. If you are able to isolate that breaker's neutral, you will apply 220V to the whole breaker. Did I mention to turn off the main breaker?

Again, do not do this. At all. I just put this out there to make sure I had it right in my head. Just call the police in the late night if he still has it playing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

PS: Distribution transformers are fun. I have a 15kva 7.2kV one in my back yard that I used to power my 25kva tesla coil with. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif I used 1/2 the what-now-is-primary turns with 240V to double my voltage/turn ratio, and get 14.4kV output.