Ninjas Wanted...

[TribeX85 10+ year member]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/lbg/611676903.html

saw this today on C List

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[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

lol they have some weird stuff. Once I saw a thing for free pine cones lol

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

I wanna join his army

 

[yourchamp23 10+ year member]

Of all things you will have to have good clarical skills.. Of course all ninjas have that...

 

[Techchild 10+ year member]

*Bow NOW and swear allegiance to me! No vegans, no women, no drummers need apply.

**** I'm a vegan women drummer but I have 1337 ninjaz skills yo.

 

[shava 10+ year member]

Compensation: No pay ftl //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[MrSplorDie 10+ year member]

i sent him my resume

I am a certified 3rd Degree Black Belt Ninja and Have questions for the position.

*Do we get health insurance, this is a deadly job..

*Whats the salary? I'm expecting $23948755.786 an Hour

*Where will i be living at? Its uncomfortable to sleep in shadows.

I also have a resume with previous work with other ninja organizations, secret government assignations, and more under-cover work and etc. I have done amazing things like I can walk on water, throw a brick at the floor & miss, change babies diapers with only my pink toe while juggling 4 flaming swords while be blind folded. Amazing right? But it doesn't stop there, I don't own a sword because my mom won't give it back to me because I didn't clean up my room and feed the cat, but I am equipped with only a butter knife, yes a butter knife. I can cut a 100 slices of swiss cheese in mere seconds. I once killed someone with only a No. #2 Pencil also. If you do not hire me for this position i will have no other choice but to come kill you with my butter knife because your putting me at risk and revealing my secret. So with that said I guess i'm hired, thank you for the job, and I will find you with-in 48 hours.

 

[DBDRAGGUY 10+ year member]

Is there a Union? any benefits? Free chinese stars?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Too bad the sand-ninja kid that died in the sandbox can't join //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif He would have been perfect for this!