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<blockquote data-quote="MrSplorDie" data-source="post: 4202829" data-attributes="member: 566665">i sent him my resumeI am a certified 3rd Degree Black Belt Ninja and Have questions for the position.*Do we get health insurance, this is a deadly job..*Whats the salary? I&#039;m expecting $23948755.786 an Hour*Where will i be living at? Its uncomfortable to sleep in shadows.I also have a resume with previous work with other ninja organizations, secret&nbsp; government assignations, and more under-cover work and etc. I have done amazing things like I can walk on water, throw a brick at the floor &amp;amp; miss, change babies diapers with only my pink toe while juggling 4 flaming swords while be blind folded. Amazing right? But it doesn&#039;t stop there, I don&#039;t own a sword because my mom won&#039;t give it back to me because I didn&#039;t clean up my room and feed the cat, but I am equipped with only a butter knife, yes a butter knife. I can cut a 100 slices of swiss cheese in mere seconds. I once killed someone with only a No. #2 Pencil also. If you do not hire me for this position i will have no other choice but to come kill you with my butter knife because your putting me at risk and revealing my secret. So with that said I guess i&#039;m hired, thank you for the job, and I will find you with-in 48 hours.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MrSplorDie, post: 4202829, member: 566665"] i sent him my resume I am a certified 3rd Degree Black Belt Ninja and Have questions for the position. *Do we get health insurance, this is a deadly job.. *Whats the salary? I'm expecting $23948755.786 an Hour *Where will i be living at? Its uncomfortable to sleep in shadows. I also have a resume with previous work with other ninja organizations, secret government assignations, and more under-cover work and etc. I have done amazing things like I can walk on water, throw a brick at the floor & miss, change babies diapers with only my pink toe while juggling 4 flaming swords while be blind folded. Amazing right? But it doesn't stop there, I don't own a sword because my mom won't give it back to me because I didn't clean up my room and feed the cat, but I am equipped with only a butter knife, yes a butter knife. I can cut a 100 slices of swiss cheese in mere seconds. I once killed someone with only a No. #2 Pencil also. If you do not hire me for this position i will have no other choice but to come kill you with my butter knife because your putting me at risk and revealing my secret. So with that said I guess i'm hired, thank you for the job, and I will find you with-in 48 hours. [/QUOTE]

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