New pickup line

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I have seen " Nice shoes wanna ****?" work. The singer in my old band used it on some chick at a bar in Ocean City it helps when they are dumb an drunk.

lol thats awesome

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to use that on the internet

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Nowadays the life of fucked follows folks in my city 'n some flip their trucks over center meridians

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Nowadays the life of fucked follows folks in my city 'n some flip their trucks over center meridians

Wat

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

Try, to a chick or a dude, whatever, and say wanna get a pizza and ****? When they say all ****** like, NO! Then you say, what you don't like pizza?! Great reaction. Then! Lol then when said person flips you off you can always follow through out the, is that your favorite finger? Oh wait... No wait... I'm sorry that's your moms... Lol anyway I'm jerking off now. Leave a beep

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Wat

I got a bish so fine her name Perignon. She know howda stash quarters in da carry on

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Try, to a chick or a dude, whatever, and say wanna get a pizza and ****? When they say all ****** like, NO! Then you say, what you don't like pizza?! Great reaction. Then! Lol then when said person flips you off you can always follow through out the, is that your favorite finger? Oh wait... No wait... I'm sorry that's your moms... Lol anyway I'm jerking off now. Leave a beep

Not now chief, I'm in the fvcking zone