New joke thread...

[ReDemoN 10+ year member]

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*** The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her

daughter was having ***. Worried the girl might become pregnant and

damage the status of the family, she consulted the family doctor. The

doctor told her that teenagers today were very

willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in

rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on

birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a

date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of

condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her

mother saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry! I'm dating Becky!

 

[ReDemoN 10+ year member]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and he replies 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is however the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'