Need Woodworking Help Quick

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

First I want to say this is a serious post, not trolling.

I am wondering if anyone could make me something like this:

It would need to be about a foot tall. I am trying to get it for a coworker that's leaving soon. Unfortunately, he just found out he's leaving on the 21st, so it needs to be done fast, since shipping takes a bit because I am overseas. I can pay any reasonable amount.

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[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Bump before I pass out.

 

[Flastrongman 10+ year member]

Why, are you planning on using one for a chair?

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Why, are you planning on using one for a chair?

Oh I see what you did there with the gheys and the things....

But no, I need it about a foot high. Guess I didn't mention that.

Edit: Or you may have been serious with that comment, can't tell...

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Anyone?

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Bump

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

That's not something people here will be able to do...that needs someone who does carving. And it wouldn't be cheap either.

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

That's not something people here will be able to do...that needs someone who does carving. And it wouldn't be cheap either.

I realize it was a longshot, but I want to try. Maybe someone knows a dude? And I can pay for it. I realize the amount of work it may take.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I have to admit the first thought I had was, what kind of girth do you want on that middle finger.

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

I have to admit the first thought I had was, what kind of girth do you want on that middle finger.

Yeah....I realize what it looks like.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

lol dude youre in mfing japan? you know what that means? tons of sweatshops and busy azz workers thatll do it for a 5spot and some food.. and itll be done in an hour

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

lol dude youre in mfing japan? you know what that means? tons of sweatshops and busy azz workers thatll do it for a 5spot and some food.. and itll be done in an hour

Yeah, no shit, right? I can't find any mothafugga out here!

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

well that *****, if you cant get it in japan, you cant get it anywhere.

 

[cfox10 10+ year member]

well that *****, if you cant get it in China, you cant get it anywhere.

Fixed. But yeah, Japan makes a lot of stuff too....good luck finding someone. Google custom wood carving?

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I've emailed a couple people, still got nothing. Turns out some are religious. Actual reply: "The subject is not something I am interested in carving. Thanks.". Lol.