Need ideas for a paper

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

As a part of a kinesiology class, I had to find an article about fitness, and write a paper about it, so I selected this one:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28472

In a nutshell, since it's from The Onion, it's completely fake and stupid. But, I'm going to try and pass it off as legit. (My teacher is pretty much an ignoramus.)

The article is pretty much a bodybuilder who's telling about the differences between body building and weight lifting. I want to throw in some clearly ridiculous content and see how legit I can make it sound. Like, I'm going to throw in jokes about Powerthirst, Kenyans, "A fighter jet made of biceps", etc.

I need more material, though. Gimme a hand. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[funkyab 10+ year member]

write about the gay sports culture in Greece of current and past.

http://members.aol.com/mpwright9/greece.html

"why did the little greek boy leave home?""... "he didnt like the way he was being reared."

"Why did he return?" ""He couldnt leave his brothers behind!"

Sorry man... after spending a couple of years in Greece i couldnt resist!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif