need help asap on car practical jokes

[saj21187 10+ year member]

-put bbs in the valve stems of his tires and screw the cap half way on so it deflates them

- turn his rear plates upside down(or whatever plate he wont notice when he gets in)

-get a BUNCH of sand or dirt at walmart(not that expensive) and cover his entire car with it so it looks like a giant pile of dirt

-box his car in with cinderblocks(this will take a while and needs concrete to be done well)

- all of the above would be the best solution though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

chain his bumper to the closest tree and put some grass over the chain..when he drives off..bye bye bumper.

he'll get a good laugh.

 

[MemphisCherokee 10+ year member]

uhhh, put it on cinderblocks, hide he wheels/tires, steal license plates, take off anything that can be taken off the exterior

ive ahd fun doin that to people

thank god for a dewalt 18v impact

 

[synikalt 10+ year member]

Take off his liscence plate and place a map or to where he can find his plats. and dont send him directly to his plates...send him to another map or another clue thatll send him to another to another and to another then finally he'll be able to find his plates that were underneath his truck or something all along.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

smear poo on the underside of his door handles.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

window chalk every window of his car completely.

take all 4 tires off, car up on cinderblocks..and stack the tires next to his car.

if the car is unlocked..take off a door.

take the door latch mechanism out of his door..replace everything else perfectly.

super glue his actual horn completely (under hood)

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

pop off the section of his door panel where the window switches are, unplug ONE, replace.

adjust the striker in the door jam so it wont close flush

fill his car with packing peanuts and seran wrap the whole outside

disconnect his fuel pump

 

[synikalt 10+ year member]

PRINT OUT A Pornagraphy and take it to a vynl shop! Creat a decal out of it and wrap it on his car!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

PRINT OUT A Pornagraphy and take it to a vynl shop! Creat a decal out of it and wrap it on his car!

so much wrong with that.

1. EXTREMELY expensive.

2. the shop wouldnt do it

3. he needs it done by tonight

4. your stupid.

^^just to name a few.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

pwnt:laugh:

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Rather than dragging a bunch of cinder blocks with you, drop the car onto the tires that you take off of it.

I also kinda liked the idea of unbolting the exhaust before the muffler.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

so much wrong with that.
1. EXTREMELY expensive.

2. the shop wouldnt do it

3. he needs it done by tonight

4. your stupid.

^^just to name a few.

hahah

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

hmmm... transmission fluid comes to mind.... sure does make a car smoke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

hmmm... transmission fluid comes to mind.... sure does make a car smoke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

throw a smoke bomb or 2 of the same color up in the exhaust as far as you can..maybe when it gets hot enough itll ignite the fuses?!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I still want to see dynamite in the ignition coils:fyi: