Need Advice....

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Everyone lowers their standards near closing time. You should beat the rush ---

Go ugly early.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Rule #1. Disregard ANYTHING and EVERYTHING deerkunt says...
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nG

Actually no.

He is a prime example of lowered expectations. Some of take no issue with being bottom feeders.

For instance, the most I have ever spent of a female is $13 and I get laid often enough.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Me and Flip would make a dynamic duo at a bar or club.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

It seems to me like you are so excited about the moment you forget to be yourself. Women like a guy whos confident, funny, can be taken home to meet the parents and all that. But that is not the guy they want to have inside them. Women like douchebags. Be a douchebag with those above mentioned qualities and you will be swimming in poon. Get you some better clothes, a gold chain, and do something different with your hair. Watch the change.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

And like your avatar indicates.... You'd leave all the thin chicks for him!

skinny, fat, whatever

****** feels all about the same anyway.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Why don't you buy a fleshlight? They never talk back and you can be as rough as you want with them and no one ever questions the bruises.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A pair of lips w/o the pair of lips that talk!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

A pair of lips w/o the pair of lips that talk!

Nathan I am proud of you for changing your avatar. You are coachable so there is hope for you yet. Now if we can just get you off the fatties you might be ok.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

This method has yet to fail for me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKOiBZpUKW8

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Nathan I am proud of you for changing your avatar. You are coachable so there is hope for you yet. Now if we can just get you off the fatties you might be ok.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Nathan I am proud of you for changing your avatar. You are coachable so there is hope for you yet. Now if we can just get you off the fatties you might be ok.

there is still hope!

 

[CarChick]

whatever you do..don't be yourself

 

[CrazedCat 10+ year member]

^ Try CarChick. She has GREAT t!ts. Trust me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Do not start your sentences with "well" and stop using the word "dang"