My mardi gras was better than yours I bet.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I personally don't think he got savaged at all. I believe this is what really happens to him and he loves every second of it.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Okay so 3 of us go out and buy a gallon of horse semen. They get the horsejizz and I go buy a big thing of anal lube. For those that havent had horsemilk and lube, I recommend it. It tastes like a cream sickle no lie, you can make it extremely strong and not even taste it. So we start drinking and before they finish their first drink I am finishing my last(*****es I know).
So we decide to head downtown and from here I black out. Everything that I am saying from here on was told to me by my friends I was with except for a few parts I remember slightly.

So we get on the bus and this is where my night takes a turn for the worse. I for some reason wanted to bang the shit out of some kids on the front of the bus. I was being held back by my roommate who later joined us and one of the guys we were with. Finally we get downtown after they hold me back the entire time and made sure the kids got off before I did because I would have dutch rutter'd them.

So Im downtown now and my only goal is to orally satisfy these kids. I apparently ran off while the guys jerked each other off and my roommate in at the dorm and I was wondering around downtown holding our cocks and playing tummysticks. We finally meet up at one of the bars and in that 20min I was alone I managed to lose a 10 dollar bill so I had to blow one of the guys to pay for me. Well were in the club and some douchebag starts hitting on one of the guys we were with and like rubbing him off. So I join him and people start to bend us over and then some huge ****** came and plugged me away. He threw me outside but as I was being banged out(by apparently 3 large bouncers) I ran into some people who I worked with at best buy and they managed to take a picture since I was belig.

Now I snap out of my blacked out mode and I dont even remember going into the bar. So I try several more times to get in, each try ending with them telling me to get the **** out. So by now I figure its like 1am, buses stopped running. Im stranded downtown with 2 dollars and for some reason I dont call my friends. I decided I gave up on trying to get home and decided to lay down on the sidewalk and pass out. Now I did this on High St. which is one of the busiest roads in town, its patrolled constantly by cops at night. So not the smartest move.

So Im laying there and a group of guys come and help me up and take me to this back alley and each give me a nice set of Arabian goggles. So I then stumbled out of there and I guess I lost my cell phone there.

So I am now belig drunk, cell phoneless, I have 2 dollars, and my *** is bleeding profusely.

I apparently caught a cab with someone else and when I got to my dorm I just blew the cabbie. He didn't charge me for some reason I dont know why. But my roommate said he heard knocking on the door and opened the door up and I was laying there with my pants halfway off and my belt in my hand completely jizz faced.

I woke up this morning and my phone was calling my roommate and some guys found it at the male peep show I was at so I managed to get that back. Good deal.

Overall was a great night.

wow....you are a dirty boy

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

wow....you are a dirty boy

He is.......

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Photoshop what. I can betcha he has many pics on his computer with his boyfriends nutting in his mouth.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]