my favorite thread of all time...
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello pretty lady
DonnaS: What would you like to know about "the clap" today?
DonnaS: why hello!
You: Are you a real person?
You: or a computer?
DonnaS: last time I checked I was
DonnaS: a real person that is
You: Oh, I'm so tired of those computer helper things
You: Do you work at a place, or do this out of your home?
DonnaS: me too! annoying.
DonnaS: out of my home
You: That's cool
DonnaS: yep, it sure is
You: Do you get paid?
DonnaS: of course!
You: Wow. How do I join?
You:
DonnaS: well, Chacha is not hiring new guides at the moment, but....
You: Butt? I like butts
DonnaS: you can sign up on our home page and when they get openings, they contact you.
DonnaS: hahaha
You: Anyways, back to my question
DonnaS: yes, please
You: I was doing anal on this chick last night, and after I was done she said she had "The clap"...
You: What is the clap?
DonnaS: well, now that would be pretty ahrd to tell right away.
DonnaS: Gonorrhea
You: Shit
DonnaS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Shit)
You: sorry
DonnaS: Would you like information about it?
You: Isn't that an STD?
DonnaS: yes, it certainly is
You: Can you get rid of it for me?
You: Or should I just jump out my window into traffic?
DonnaS: did she say she had it before you ahd *** with her...I mean she contracted it before you had *** with her?
DonnaS: No, it's treatable.
You: I believe so, I know I don't have the clap
You: so that dirty little girl must have had it
You: Dangit
DonnaS: here's inforamtion about the disease and treatment
You: I didn't know 13 year old girls had STD's
You: I thought they were immune
DonnaS: Best thing to do is go to your doctor or the health department for testing
DonnaS: quit that.
You: Testing?
DonnaS: yes
You: What do they do? Does it hurt my penis?
DonnaS: No, here's how they test for it.
You: Whew... I thought they were gonna jam a rod in my weiner
DonnaS: If they find out the girl was 13, they just might
You: Oh. Wow.
DonnaS: yeah.
You: How old do you have to be to work for ChaCha
DonnaS: 18
You: Good, I'm 31
DonnaS: yeah, right you are.
You: How old are you?
You: I still live with my parents unfortunately...
You: It makes me sad.
DonnaS: 147....pretty young.
DonnaS: That makes me sad too. What a waste.
You: Should I ask them for help with the clap?
DonnaS: So, any more information on gonorrhes for you, or are you grosed out enough?
You: You're 147? how is that possible?
DonnaS: Yes, go ask your dad
You: Hmmm...
DonnaS: I live a good life, what can I say?
You: I think you're playing games with me?
DonnaS: I think you are too?
You: No lady.
You: Can I give you gonnorhea?
DonnaS: Now seriously, waht 31 year old man is going to admit they are a *********?
You: I like little womens, what can I say
DonnaS: no thanks. I gave it up for Lent.
You: Maybe we could get together... you, me, and you're man friend
You: and do the "Eiffel Tower"
DonnaS: Who says I like men??
You: do you know the Eiffel Tower?
DonnaS: I don't even want to know.
DonnaS: Ok, got all the info about the Clap you ned today?
You: Well, I'm guessing you are 20
You: And you suggested you are a fish eating friend eh?
DonnaS: wrong. I already told you how old I am!
You: Well, you're not in the guiness book... for oldest lady...
DonnaS: no, I am asexual. frigid. but thanks for making me cry.
You: so I know you're lying
DonnaS: who says I was born a lady?
You: Don't cry
DonnaS: OK, gotta go now, as pleasant as this is.
You: So you're one of those hermaphrodites?
DonnaS: Bye now, take care of that 'condition' asap!
You: Do you enjoy having *** with yourself?
DonnaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello pretty lady
DonnaS: What would you like to know about "the clap" today?
DonnaS: why hello!
You: Are you a real person?
You: or a computer?
DonnaS: last time I checked I was
DonnaS: a real person that is
You: Oh, I'm so tired of those computer helper things
You: Do you work at a place, or do this out of your home?
DonnaS: me too! annoying.
DonnaS: out of my home
You: That's cool
DonnaS: yep, it sure is
You: Do you get paid?
DonnaS: of course!
You: Wow. How do I join?
You:
DonnaS: well, Chacha is not hiring new guides at the moment, but....
You: Butt? I like butts
DonnaS: you can sign up on our home page and when they get openings, they contact you.
DonnaS: hahaha
You: Anyways, back to my question
DonnaS: yes, please
You: I was doing anal on this chick last night, and after I was done she said she had "The clap"...
You: What is the clap?
DonnaS: well, now that would be pretty ahrd to tell right away.
DonnaS: Gonorrhea
You: Shit
DonnaS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Shit)
You: sorry
DonnaS: Would you like information about it?
You: Isn't that an STD?
DonnaS: yes, it certainly is
You: Can you get rid of it for me?
You: Or should I just jump out my window into traffic?
DonnaS: did she say she had it before you ahd *** with her...I mean she contracted it before you had *** with her?
DonnaS: No, it's treatable.
You: I believe so, I know I don't have the clap
You: so that dirty little girl must have had it
You: Dangit
DonnaS: here's inforamtion about the disease and treatment
You: I didn't know 13 year old girls had STD's
You: I thought they were immune
DonnaS: Best thing to do is go to your doctor or the health department for testing
DonnaS: quit that.
You: Testing?
DonnaS: yes
You: What do they do? Does it hurt my penis?
DonnaS: No, here's how they test for it.
You: Whew... I thought they were gonna jam a rod in my weiner
DonnaS: If they find out the girl was 13, they just might
You: Oh. Wow.
DonnaS: yeah.
You: How old do you have to be to work for ChaCha
DonnaS: 18
You: Good, I'm 31
DonnaS: yeah, right you are.
You: How old are you?
You: I still live with my parents unfortunately...
You: It makes me sad.
DonnaS: 147....pretty young.
DonnaS: That makes me sad too. What a waste.
You: Should I ask them for help with the clap?
DonnaS: So, any more information on gonorrhes for you, or are you grosed out enough?
You: You're 147? how is that possible?
DonnaS: Yes, go ask your dad
You: Hmmm...
DonnaS: I live a good life, what can I say?
You: I think you're playing games with me?
DonnaS: I think you are too?
You: No lady.
You: Can I give you gonnorhea?
DonnaS: Now seriously, waht 31 year old man is going to admit they are a *********?
You: I like little womens, what can I say
DonnaS: no thanks. I gave it up for Lent.
You: Maybe we could get together... you, me, and you're man friend
You: and do the "Eiffel Tower"
DonnaS: Who says I like men??
You: do you know the Eiffel Tower?
DonnaS: I don't even want to know.
DonnaS: Ok, got all the info about the Clap you ned today?
You: Well, I'm guessing you are 20
You: And you suggested you are a fish eating friend eh?
DonnaS: wrong. I already told you how old I am!
You: Well, you're not in the guiness book... for oldest lady...
DonnaS: no, I am asexual. frigid. but thanks for making me cry.
You: so I know you're lying
DonnaS: who says I was born a lady?
You: Don't cry
DonnaS: OK, gotta go now, as pleasant as this is.
You: So you're one of those hermaphrodites?
DonnaS: Bye now, take care of that 'condition' asap!
You: Do you enjoy having *** with yourself?
DonnaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
nG
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lmao....good times...i reread the thread and i was laughing so hard i was in tears
yeh I started that shit forealz
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
saraa: Hello there!
You: I sara
You: Hi***
saraa: How may I help you with your search on S?
saraa: Hi!!
saraa:
You: I cant type this heroine is starting to hit me.
You: so hows are you?
saraa: Ohh no.
saraa: Don't do drugs, they are bad for you.
You: But they are the only thigns that dont hurt me. Everyones turned on me even my family
You: my father died when i was6
saraa: Well.. beware, drugs will too.
You: and my mother died when i was 9
saraa: Would you like me to find some sites on how to quit?
You: foster cares not a good palce to growup
You: you knew bein there noone wanted you. your just a useless person with no history
You: it teras a person up
You: saraa you there?
saraa: teras?
saraa: Yes, I am here.
You: tears
You: but how are you tonigt?
saraa: ohh, I am so sorry that you have had a bad life, but.. it's never to late to change that.
You: wahat do i have to live for? No family or history or anyhting. Noone wants me
saraa: I have sent you some sites!
saraa: If you want to review them.
You: got any ******* prevention sites?
saraa: Please check out the last site.
You: are you a chrstian?
saraa: Yes I am!
You: hwos that working out foryou?
saraa: It's great!
You: welll ive gota go bye saraa and thank you for the help
You: if i ever use this site again ill keep getting new guides till i find you
saraa: Your welcome
saraa: You take care.
You: u 2
saraa: and, just cry out for help, there is someone always listening!
saraa:
saraa: bye.
saraa: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
saraa: Hello there!
You: I sara
You: Hi***
saraa: How may I help you with your search on S?
saraa: Hi!!
saraa:
You: I cant type this heroine is starting to hit me.
You: so hows are you?
saraa: Ohh no.
saraa: Don't do drugs, they are bad for you.
You: But they are the only thigns that dont hurt me. Everyones turned on me even my family
You: my father died when i was6
saraa: Well.. beware, drugs will too.
You: and my mother died when i was 9
saraa: Would you like me to find some sites on how to quit?
You: foster cares not a good palce to growup
You: you knew bein there noone wanted you. your just a useless person with no history
You: it teras a person up
You: saraa you there?
saraa: teras?
saraa: Yes, I am here.
You: tears
You: but how are you tonigt?
saraa: ohh, I am so sorry that you have had a bad life, but.. it's never to late to change that.
You: wahat do i have to live for? No family or history or anyhting. Noone wants me
saraa: I have sent you some sites!
saraa: If you want to review them.
You: got any ******* prevention sites?
saraa: Please check out the last site.
You: are you a chrstian?
saraa: Yes I am!
You: hwos that working out foryou?
saraa: It's great!
You: welll ive gota go bye saraa and thank you for the help
You: if i ever use this site again ill keep getting new guides till i find you
saraa: Your welcome
saraa: You take care.
You: u 2
saraa: and, just cry out for help, there is someone always listening!
saraa:
saraa: bye.
saraa: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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what is this tom foolery with signing up now? hellz naw
****ing bullshit
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Your location is: 71.61.232.23
All I did was ask to buy some blow and had a ten minute conversation with her asking about 'skiing equipment' and 'pool balls specifically the eight ball' and she ban hammered me. Prude *****
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All I did was ask to buy some blow and had a ten minute conversation with her asking about 'skiing equipment' and 'pool balls specifically the eight ball' and she ban hammered me. Prude *****
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i got the same message....all i asked about was a little fellatio
im asking about a donkey punch right now
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lol
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