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Mario: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi mario
Mario: ej there
You: im looking into trying to raise meat goats
Mario: you and this goats lol
You: i have heard that this is both profitable and highly erotic as a sensual endevour for a stale marriage
Mario: whats the obsession with them anyway?
You: you see, my wife, she is very very plain
Mario: hmm
You: and my job is very boring
You: i think goats are the solution
You: both for their meat
You: and for their "meat"
You: my wife enjoys both meanings
Mario: lol
Mario: so you want to meet a Goat?
Mario: ever tried the farm?
Mario: zoo
You: its important that i discover the mysteries of the goat meat meeting
Mario: lol
You: i want my wife to meet goat meat
Mario: well buy one
You: i think there is a wide variety of applications
You: for such delicious creatures
Mario: true true
You: with such VERY unslightly red swollen members
Mario: o yeah
You: my wife would enjoy the milk
You: and i would enjoy staging a murder wherein the "goat" has "kicked my wife" dead
You: but the goat could just be a hammer who knows
You: nobody cares about some goat farmers wife
You: ive got this all planned out man
Mario: maybe they do man
Mario: so be carefull
You: i just need you to start me off on my journey to goat meat
Mario: well go to the farm 1 buffy
Mario: buy one
Mario: get to meet the goat
You: so, where can I get some blow around here anyways...you know...some billiard balls, mainly the eight ball
Mario: take it home
Mario: possiblby kick the wife out the bed
Mario: and sleep with her
You: how do you think I could get my wife to do illeagal drugs out of the goats anus?
You: I think its important that wives are trained
Mario: whoa u nasty dude
You: actually, mario, I would much prefer to learn the secrets of luigi's private life
You: mario is always the one in the limelight
You: whats luigi like, REALLY
Mario: hm well he jsut chils in my pocket ya know
You: my theory was always that he was secretly tagging the princess on the DL
Mario: i thought so too
You: and that bowser was like the ***** barron of the mushroom kingdom
Mario: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (and that bowser was like the ***** barron of the mushroom kingdom)
Mario: the princess xheated on me with him b4
Mario: got over it tho
You: did you really give Toad a ramrod smash into his mouth?
You: thats what I always heard
Mario: naah
You: but in the end its like, hey, I'm sitting here wasted and my dick is so small that its just an unseen extension of my lower intestine
Mario: oh noezz now i have to press abuse button
You: so its best for everyone if we just sell these bricks of dope and go home to our goat ******* wives and videogame character drama
You: Wait, so we have a deal then? You **** my wife's goat-beaten puss and then buy drugs from me for above-market price?
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